Well what do I say here that will make this profile stand out from the vaste wasteland of bots.....Well I could say I look like Angelina Jolie and he looks like Tom Cruise, but hey then I'd be liar. Obviously I've got a sense of humor, but I'm going to let him discribe me later. Both of us have single profiles on here, from before we met, that are still active. Now its time to look for people together. Not looking for random hook ups a like meet me at the hotel at 7pm and lets get busy kind of thing. The per/s will have to click with both of us after chatting and a casual meet and greet. About him: He is 5'11" with short hair; and this amazing infectious smile that you can't help but respond to. He has a sardonic wit (he justs calls himself sarcastic). He seems shy when you first meet him, but then when he opens up his fun-loving perality shines through. He constantly bends over backward to put others before himself that means in and out of bed. He has the most atrocious taste in music (punk yuck!!!!) and he plays the drums. He constantly amazes me with his creative love making. He makes me quiver with the dirty things he whispers to me as his hands caress me. Have I mentioned the incredible things he can do with his tongue? He is very imaginative which leads us here....his imagination overfilling with scenes and positions and possibilities that He hasn't had a chance to try yet. And, luckily for him he is with a woman willing (happily, gleefully,and with a lot of enthusiasm) to go along for the ride. About her: She is a wonderful, amazing woman, full of joy for life and an insatiable curiosity to try new things, both in and out of the bedroom (she's even been to a punk rock show). She is 5'6" and has an incredibly sexy, luscious curvy figure. She has a sharp sense of humor, and is very playful, both in and out of the bedroom. She is the perfect partner, both as a lover and as a companion, open and giving, taking into account other's needs while making sure that her needs are met, as well. She has wonderful taste in literature and in movies. The jury is still out on her taste in music (country and hair metal bands ?!?!?!) She is an incredibly creative and giving lover, willing to try new things and enjoying new experiences. She has had the opportunity to fulfill several fantasies, and is looking forward to the opportunity to explore more of her desires. Together, we find the comfort and support to be open and honest about our desires, and the confidence in ourselves and each other to pursue them.

My Ideal Person What are we looking for in a partner/s? These are non-negotiable
#1) a noticable pulse
#2) of consentual age
#3) human
#4) an IQ of at least double digits
by the way these are in no particular order!
Preferences: intellingence, a sense of humor, comfortable taking your clothes off, or comfortable with one of us taking your clothes off of you, able to openly discuss your limilts and fantasies. Open to threesomes involving either another female or another male and couples for either watching or swapping.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Under a waterfall

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
since the female is filling this out.... have to say Nicholas Cage! Toss in Angelina Jolie and I think both of us would be very happy!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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