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Articles by autopalm7

autopalm7 51 M
7  Articles
Tree or a bush...????   11/18/2016

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.....

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autopalm7 51 M
7  Articles
Glazed donuts...???...   11/18/2016

Q: Who's the most popular male at a nudist colony?  A: The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.....

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autopalm7 51 M
7  Articles
OK.....????...   11/17/2016

A woman decides to get a porno, so she goes to the store and picks one with a fairly dirty title. When she plays the movie, the screen gets fuzzy and nothing is going on. When she calls the store abou

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autopalm7 51 M
7  Articles
Haaaaachu....!!!!   11/17/2016

A woman constantly keeps sneezing and goes to see the doctor. She tells him, "Doctor, I constantly keep sneezing, and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The doctor asks, "What are you doing for i

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autopalm7 51 M
7  Articles
Ah....Oh....!!!...   11/17/2016

The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it, " He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it

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autopalm7 51 M
7  Articles
Buzzzzzz.....   11/17/2016



A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, drops his pants, and says, "Meet my little brother." The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way out and

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autopalm7 51 M
7  Articles
Now divorced....   11/16/2016

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my . I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthda

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autopalm7 51 M
7  Articles
Another from little Johnny....   11/16/2016

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None.

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