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AngelEyesInMo 46 F
11  Articles
Confucious Says...   11/9/2003

A flirtatious man at a local gas station shared the following with me: Do you know what Confucious says? Confucious says that does not exist. Myself being witty responded, and why is that, because you can't the willing? No he stated, because women run faster with dress that is up than men with pants that are down.


0 Comments, 60 Views, 37 Votes ,6.11 Score
Humour   10/26/2003

A sense of humour comes in very handy to help you through those rough patches.


0 Comments, 34 Views, 88 Votes ,6.38 Score
imacthis 62 M
2  Articles
Uner Pressure   10/24/2003

About 5 years ago on a hot September night, my girlfriend at the time and I went out to the Claim Jumper for dinner. If you have ever eaten there, you know they serve the largest portions than just about anywhere. We had a couple of cocktails before dinner and drank a bottle of wine while I stuffed myself until I could hardly breathe. When we got back home, we sat in the Jacuzzi and had a ...


0 Comments, 31 Views, 100 Votes ,7.44 Score
lmnxsean 124 M
4  Articles
Grandparents get it on!   10/23/2003

Grandma & Grandpa were sittin' & a rockin'on the front porch while I was fixin' the window on the side of the house, they didn't know I overheard them talkin' dirty to each other, hell they're 90 yrs. old! Gramma said to gramps " Hey! FUCK YOU granpa" and she just kept rockin'. a little while later gramps says "Well ya know what, FUCK YOU TOO Gramma" and they just kept rockin'. After ...


0 Comments, 93 Views, 125 Votes ,8.63 Score
rm_DrFunPress 53 M
4  Articles
You're both Too selfish Pricks   10/19/2003

OK. You are in the best relationship of your life. You met him/her in the library, class, club or where ever the hell is you met. You say neither of you were looking but you hit it off great. You called each other up a few times. Had lunch, dinner, went bowling, and caught a few flicks together. Your a nice girl/guy and the perrson you are dating is really digging you. The bad part about ...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 58 Votes ,3.57 Score
rm_bigticket51 44 M
6  Articles
my most embarrassing sexual moment   10/1/2003

When I was engaged to my exwife I was a member of a men's pool league that played other local bars. Well we played this on place called the Dutch Cellar and I shot the best match I ever shot in my life. Well all my buddies started buying me beer and shots. I drank about 13 beers and 4 shots in two hours. <br> Well I shouldn't have DROVE home but I did. I thought she would be in ...


0 Comments, 108 Views, 287 Votes ,7.26 Score
Mr.Slimntrim 64 M
1  Article
Masturbation   8/11/2003

I am 6'3" 190lbs and fit. I had come out of the shower into the bedroom, and was drying off as useual, started rubbing my body down with cocobutter also as useual, but when I started rubbing cocobutter on my penis it felt so good that I could'nt stop. I contenued to rub my cock until it grew to it's full 7 1/2 inches by then I could feel the blood serging through my body as my cock began to ...


0 Comments, 76 Views, 265 Votes ,5.73 Score
rm_ARealOne2 60 M
1  Article
A Geography Lesson   7/10/2003

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. <br> Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America..... well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed investors. <br> Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed and convinced ...


0 Comments, 37 Views, 282 Votes ,8.25 Score
If love never comes   6/15/2003

My friend if LOVE never comes life will never have or hold meaning !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If love never comes will life have meaning ? NO i say Will liveing in this dat and time be worh liveing at all ? No it will be a waist of space and time ! Will the things that all people see as necarry mean a thing to me ? NO solimen in his wisdom seen that with out ...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 106 Votes
Poor thing...   5/29/2003

<br> I once dated a woman who on occasion was very horny and impatient. She wanted me to come over right away. But as I was still doing office work, still needed to take a shower, and stop by the grocery store, I told her that I wasn't sure that I'd be able to make it that evening. Well, this woman was quite persistent which sometimes got on my nerves. Such was the case on ...


0 Comments, 52 Views, 157 Votes ,5.65 Score