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2FORPLAY1952 76 C
2  Articles
Penile implants = Should I?   6/29/2014

As a 67 yoa male, whose wife, claims that the orgasms that she achieves from my cunnilingus provide her with her best. I can tell that when she has sessions with other men that can penetrate her, she really enjoys but says that she does not orgasm. I know that other women claim to orgasm with penetration and I would like to be able to help that, in addition to the fingering and tonging; should I ...


5 Comments, 47 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
MassageB4sex 52 M
6  Articles
Advice needed: perfect chat partner...should we meet?   6/27/2014

I "met" (that means = on line chat) someone months ago that I've developed a fantastic chat relationship with. We've become friends that have pet naWe both have an awesome time with each other. She 's my favorite to chat with just because I think she's amazing.

We rarely touch on sexual topics, although clearly from our accounts on AdultFriendFinder we're both very interested in sex. She lives ...


8 Comments, 60 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
MassageB4sex 52 M
6  Articles
Advice needed: perfect chat partner...should we meet?   6/27/2014

I "met" (that means = on line chat) someone months ago that I've developed a fantastic chat relationship with. We've become friends that have pet naWe both have an awesome time with each other. She 's my favorite to chat with just because I think she's amazing.

We rarely touch on sexual topics, although clearly from our accounts on AdultFriendFinder we're both very interested in sex. She lives ...


3 Comments, 9 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
MassageB4sex 52 M
6  Articles
Advice needed: perfect chat partner...should we meet?   6/27/2014

I "met" (that means = on line chat) someone months ago that I've developed a fantastic chat relationship with. We've become friends that have pet naWe both have an awesome time with each other. She 's my favorite to chat with just because I think she's amazing.

We rarely touch on sexual topics, although clearly from our accounts on AdultFriendFinder we're both very interested in sex. She lives ...


0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes
MassageB4sex 52 M
6  Articles
Advice needed: perfect chat partner...should we meet?   6/27/2014

I "met" (that means = on line chat) someone months ago that I've developed a fantastic chat relationship with. We've become friends that have pet naWe both have an awesome time with each other. She 's my favorite to chat with just because I think she's amazing.

We rarely touch on sexual topics, although clearly from our accounts on AdultFriendFinder we're both very interested in sex. She lives ...


0 Comments, 9 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
rm_discreetally 41 M
4  Articles
upgrading / verifying ID   6/21/2014

ID verification is required to upgrade to Silver membership, which I would like to do with my points. I don't want to provide an ID for safety reasons. If I purchase the gold membership do I still have to verify ID? Thanks for help


2 Comments, 27 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
rm_discreetally 41 M
4  Articles
writer article/article difference   6/21/2014

What is the difference between the two? I cannot collect points from the writer article comments and voting.


0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes
rm_discreetally 41 M
4  Articles
points taking too long!?!   6/21/2014

Why does it take too long to collect points even after you post comments or vote on articles?


2 Comments, 19 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Learn the Secret to This Porn   6/15/2014

Porn can be super hot, but also very misleading. (For starters, every pizza delivery guy we know is required to wear pants to work.) The more dirty videos guys watch, the more they might believe certain X-rated scenarios to be true—like how seemingly every woman squirts during sex.

Alas, female ejaculation isn't as common in real life as it is on PornHub.com. Some women do experience a ...


0 Comments, 21 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
greeendoormandi 51 F
1  Article
is there a vocabulary or etiquette guide?   6/9/2014

i am new to this whole concept... not sex. ha. but the website... how fast do people expect to meet? I get the concept of 'host' but how does it go over to say sorry my dance card is getting full? or... that was great but can you leave now? or that was great but do you mind if I leave now? do people expect to stay the night if you hook up? do they expect to meet at a private place first? what if ...


7 Comments, 72 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
tennisbum07 35 M
1  Article
Best way to succeed on this site?   6/2/2014

Been on here for a while, but no luck in actually meeting anyone for real. I'm only a standard member. Is it worth paying for more luck?


2 Comments, 64 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
getting girls attention on this site...   5/20/2014

Hi all! I have a question!! I am here not so long but have emailed a lot of people and I dont get replies... hmm I wonder what am I doing wrong... how do you people message to women.. what do you say to get their attention and also Q for female side! what do you expect to see in the message from guys>>? please help! x


5 Comments, 190 Views, 13 Votes ,4.15 Score
rm_slohiker 61 M
1  Article
Couple Sex Question   5/11/2014

I met a couple in a gay bar in Vegas. I am straight, brought my little sister to Vegas to get laid by another girl (check my blog). I hit it off with this couple, we are all in the same line of work. I went to visit them in their home, great pool....

I was posed a question and not sure how to respond to it. The wife wants to teach her hubby to suck cock and he wants to get anal from a ...


5 Comments, 131 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Maximize a free profile   4/29/2014

I'm a free member. Does anyone have advice on how to gain women's interest, with a free profile. I can't justify paying right now. Your advice would be awesome.

I'm after trading nudes and a possible hookup, but I'm unable to message others first.


6 Comments, 80 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
thislustfulmind 42 M
28  Articles
Infographics Visually Enticing   4/26/2014

Infographics Visually Enticing - Series
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0 Comments, 19 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
thislustfulmind 42 M
28  Articles
Major Turn Offs for me - And most men - Ladies listen up   4/26/2014

Both men and women have lists of turnoffs that can ruin even the most passionate intentions. The fact is that certain female behaviors can act as major sexual turnoffs for their partners. It is very stereotypical to believe that men are ready for action any place, any time and regardless of circumstances. Just like women, men see sex as an important act of trust and attraction between two people. ...


1 Comments, 55 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
thislustfulmind 42 M
28  Articles
HWP - Heigh Weight Proportional / A matter of preference   4/26/2014

I know this is a touchy subject for many because of how it is perceived from a health perspective and also a self-confidence factor, But when it comes to preference, it is an important element in the equation of attraction - for me at least - If you don't understand the meaning, and how it relates to you.

For those that believe in metrics - The internet is flooded with charts and tables ...


0 Comments, 28 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
caman9 34 M
0  Articles
Personal GUY Code Rules   4/22/2014

Here's a list of I guess what you can call commandments / guidelines / rule of thumb.

After a night of SEX, Never stay overnight, go home alone n sleep in your own bed.

Only use rubbers that you have purchased & kept in your possession at all times.

First time get together (date) are always Dutch, everyone buys their own meal. I actually prefer not to eat anything at ...


3 Comments, 81 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
chips255 68 C
1  Article
blow jobs   4/21/2014

want to suck a mans cock but am worried about getting aids from the cum. can i get aids from the cum. what to do


0 Comments, 109 Views, 0 Votes
_Please_SeduceMe 49 F
5  Articles
A Dog's Bone VS A Male's Boner   4/20/2014

I am constantly bombarded with e-mails of a few words and a HUGE photo of a hard cock. And that is it. And when I do not reply back, they send yet another HUGE photo of their cock this time with no or few words...

The male psyche and his love of his penis is very much like that of a and his bone.

Ever notice how when a has a bone? He LOVES it! He spends time licking, caressing, ...


0 Comments, 73 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
rm_OC_Joel3 55 M
10  Articles
Office romance   4/19/2014

What's the best way to be passive to come-on's by an office mate to w/out saying it and offending them?


0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes
rm_tillapeb 44 M
1  Article
some one for every one   4/18/2014

I have heard that there is someone for everyone out there, but I have also been told that there isn't and that I am one of the ones that there isn't anyone for, now I never really believed that but after two divorces and 3 years single, I'm starting to. so do you think there is someone out there for every one or not? (sorry about the bad grammar, i have mild dyslexia)


1 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
This has never happened before ????   4/16/2014

Men may have troulble getting an erection sometimes !!..Yes I understand that and I am okay with it..but the ones I am will sometimes say when lack of errection " It has never happened before???, What!! are you the miracle man". but it is not you " well sometimes mother nature does not want to co-operate..but a least be honest and say it does not perform on comand or if it only happens this one ...


10 Comments, 170 Views, 19 Votes ,4.31 Score
wowiatemydog 36 M
5  Articles
shyness   4/15/2014

So I need some tips/advice on how help me with my shyness/nerves thank you. It can get bad at times.


3 Comments, 24 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
chootchodak 44 M
3  Articles
Ways to Enjoy First Time Sex   4/14/2014

Making love for the very first time is one of the most beautiful experiences for a couple. However, first-time sex can be an intimidating experience too. If you are hoping to hit the jackpot in the first attempt then be sure of ruining the entire exercise. Instead keep your expectations to the minimum and enjoy each other’s company. Here are 9 ways to enjoy first-time sex!

1. Set the ...


4 Comments, 50 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
villagePolly 63 M
1  Article
'This is taking longer than expected.......'   4/13/2014

'Connecting to server... This may take several seconds. Please be patient. Still attempting to contact the server. Still attempting to contact the server. This is taking longer than expected.'

So what's my point?

Today's advice is

Find another site, preferably one where the advertised features actually WORK


0 Comments, 18 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
rm_leglovher 43 M
1  Article
masturbation   4/12/2014

Its good to do this daily, preferably in a group...


1 Comments, 19 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Do many hubbys want to watch their wife with another man   4/11/2014

My hubby keeps asking me to let him watch /join in with another man, he is straight but wants to watch me having sex with another guy. He gets so horny talking about it, he has let me have extra marital affairs and enjoys me telling him how it went but now wants to watch, i expect i am being selfish enjoying myself but not giving him his fantasy. Is this a normal thing with couples , do all men ...


11 Comments, 169 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
BCFORFUN20132 55 M
8  Articles
Ladies, better orgasms from anal, vaginal, or DP?   3/25/2014

I have experience with women cumming from all three, and have an opinion as to which provides the best. I would love know what women think?


2 Comments, 59 Views, 2 Votes
BCFORFUN20132 55 M
8  Articles
Women and men's cum   3/25/2014

I have had so many varying opinions of what women like and would, love to get feedback here. Do you prefer it on you( if so where), in your pussy, ass, mouth. It seems very random and I'm curious to see if there is some commonality when asked in an open forum


3 Comments, 67 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
MrSexyMofo_4u 44 M
4  Articles
BE REAL AND SAY WHATS ON YOUR MIND!!!   3/24/2014

Life is really to short. Not being bold and real can effect us all in so many unhealthy ways its ridiculas. Have you ever been on date and wanted to kiss him or her but didnt want to feel embarased if you leaned over and they turn the cheek or even pull away from you. Well Iam here to tell you, better to get rejected and simply appologize or say something witty to save mood, than to not ever know ...


1 Comments, 32 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
rm_lovehersheys 70 M
2  Articles
Garter belts that hold up stockings   3/22/2014

Am I just a freak or what, does garter and stockings get a guys juices flowing, and ladies do you like to wear them for your man yes or no and explain


4 Comments, 42 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
rm_lovehersheys 70 M
2  Articles
Garter belts that hold up stockings   3/22/2014

Am I just a freak or what, does garter and stockings get a guys juices flowing, and ladies do you like to wear them for your man yes or no and explain


0 Comments, 12 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
MrSexyMofo_4u 44 M
4  Articles
HOLDING BACK CAUSES STRESS...BE REAL BE URSELF..SAY WHATS ON UR MIND!!!   3/20/2014

Life is really to short. Not being bold and real can effect us all in so many unhealthy ways its ridiculas. Have you ever been on date and wanted to kiss him or her but didnt want to feel embarased if you leaned over and they turn the cheek or even pull away from you. Well Iam here to tell you, better to get rejected and simply appologize or say something witty to save mood, than to not ever know ...


1 Comments, 46 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
anyone knows how to get rid of it   3/16/2014

IF I FAIL TO WASH MY PENIS EVEN FOR ONE DAY SOME WHITE STUFF COVERS IT PARTIALLY.THEN ITS DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.HOW TO GET RID OF THIS STUFF AND KEEP IT CLEAN AND WITHOUT SMELL so that i can enjoy sex with confidence


4 Comments, 77 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
massageme2011 42 M
4  Articles
Best Lines to Get a Chat Response?   3/11/2014

Curious to know what women like to see/hear that will prompt them to accept a chat request in IM?

Is it more about the picture? Is it comedy? Flattery? Sarcasm? No particular rule?


3 Comments, 115 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
wesucku2 62 C
10  Articles
COULD I BE ASKING FOR TROUBLE   2/19/2014

We are a married for 16 years couple iam bi she is curious i am wanting to be fucked the both of us by the same transsexual in the same night both of us by her hard cock till she cums all in us each like the sluts we are by letting this happen we can always say we both been fucked by the same cock not many couples can really say that i think if i do let this event happen should i be worried that ...


6 Comments, 157 Views, 11 Votes ,2.79 Score
Yeah, Return the Favor   2/5/2014

When someone gives you great oral, give them your undivided attention and the best oral they've ever received.

Spend an hour every single time giving someone oral, make love to them with your mouth...give them a memory that makes them super horny every time they think of you; every time they hear your name....

I spent an hour on a girl's pussy once and soon three of her friends ...


8 Comments, 136 Views, 16 Votes ,4.30 Score
Return the favor   2/3/2014

It amazes me that so many men on here want oral but don't return the favor. Fellas nothing in the world will make your lady hotter than a good tongue lashing.


0 Comments, 20 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
hotbloodxxx 36 M
10  Articles
taste?   1/25/2014

am drawn to pleasuring women with my tongue but all the 'bad taste' stories i hear tend to dull that particular flame. so what DOES it taste like? are different women tastier?!


7 Comments, 99 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
annie444u 52 C
135  Articles
Treat All People with RESPECT   1/23/2014

Recently, I had to say goodbye to another couple and the only reason I told them goodbye was because the female half of the couple was one of the most disrespectable people I have ever encountered.

Over five meetings, I don't think the girl ever used the word, "please".

She obviously never was taught to say, "thank you".

And she certainly had no other manners as well. ...


7 Comments, 72 Views, 15 Votes ,5.73 Score
rm_klese909 29 M
2  Articles
I Need Help very badly :(   1/22/2014

Hello, iv been single for just about 2 yrs now and had.put dateing and sex on the back burner my problem is im so damn lonely now im having a extremely hard time with women to even notice I exist. I never had a one night night stand thing or even a friend with benefits havnt ever been that lucky I guess. I puting this article out so I can get some advice with anything anyone can offer. Iv always ...


6 Comments, 80 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
TX_dreamer2005 56 M
1  Article
How do I tell my wife I am bisexual?   1/12/2014

Over the years I have become more and more attracted to men and have acted on it several times. I don't like doing it behind her back and want her to be a part of it. Problem is when I talk about men having sex she seems disgusted by the thought. How do I get her to not be disgusted by the thought of a man having sex with a man? I would love to bring another man into our bedroom and enjoy his ...


8 Comments, 244 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
lovehead2012 44 M
2  Articles
If your sexy and you know it, show it   1/8/2014

Lets see some sexy pictures. Ladies and gentlemen. If you feel sexy. Show everyone how sexy you feel 📷


0 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes
dr_kane6981 38 M
4  Articles
mens lingerie is it for you?   1/5/2014

Ok so heres a good question to the ladies. i know that alot of lingerie for men is not sold everywhere. i mean sure we have a male thong some tight breifs but the qustion is what do you ladies like to see on men? what kind of male lingerie do you find sexy and why? is it the male thong, tight breifs so all you see is a buldge, silk pants and robe, or just naked? AND I DO KNOW THAT EVERY FINDS ...


2 Comments, 50 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
What to do?   1/1/2014

What to do


1 Comments, 17 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
An older women   12/20/2013

I've had this fantasy for many years of having sex with an older women. The problem is there are very few older women who are interested in younger guys. I'm not saying they don't exist but their hard to find. So when you do find them how is it possible to stand out from the crowd and and be noticed??


4 Comments, 168 Views, 9 Votes ,4.49 Score
luvsanicebooty 48 M
5  Articles
What we are here for   12/17/2013

Just because we are on a sex site, this doesn't mean that everyone wants to have sex with you. Take rejection with a grain of salt and move on. Some people can't understand that no means no.


1 Comments, 30 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
luvsanicebooty 48 M
5  Articles
Return the favor   12/17/2013

Gentlemen, why do men think it's great to receive oral sex but they don't want to give it? There is no better turn on than to please your lady. If you're lucky enough to receive, then return the favor.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
MrCharles199003 24 M
1  Article
Joan of the Ark   12/12/2013

She was born to a peasant family in north-east France. Claiming divine guidance, she led the French army to several important victories against England during the Hundred Years' War, which paved the way for the coronation of Charles VII of France. She was captured by the Burgundians, transferred to the English in exchange for money, put on trial by the pro-English Bishop of Beauvais Pierre ...


1 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes
The Numbers Game   12/2/2013

How many times have you heard a guy call this site a "numbers game", where all they have to do is contact enough women, and eventually one will say "yes"?

Listen up, men -- if you think that sending out the same short, generic, impersonal message to every woman with a pulse within 1, 000 miles of you is your ticket to getting laid, then you are a fucking idiot, and all you are doing is ...


1 Comments, 46 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
rm_4funorkeeps 59 M
2  Articles
what is NSA?   11/26/2013

I'm new to this. I'm looking for a TS that wants to be like a wife and live with me and enjoy life. I make good money and could take good care of her. I like sucking dick but not men. there has to be a TS out there that wants that. a life as a normal person with someone who loves them and goes through life as boy friend and girl friend. where Is she? I see that NSA on some profiles.


4 Comments, 74 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
Badtrev 44 M
9  Articles
A potential grenade   11/14/2013

My wife and I were out with another couple who are good friends of ours when I'd gotten what I thought were odd signals coming from the lady of the other couple. Both of them are very physically affectionate with all of our friends but this was a bit different, she seemed to squeeze a little tighter and rest her head a little longer on my shoulder and sit a little closer. None of this was ...


3 Comments, 147 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
LadyFreakChicss 38 F
2  Articles
Am I missing something, here?   11/4/2013

I've been trying to get a paticular female member's attention(whom I wont name) for a few weeks now. I've sent her 3 messages hoping for her response, I even said if she wanted me to stop messaging her, to tell me and I'll stop. She has viewed my profile but never messaged me back. Is she just rejecting me? or is this some sort of game to see what my next move will be? What is the proper way to ...


8 Comments, 148 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
How do i bring up wanting a mistress?   11/3/2013

So heres my issue. I love my fiance with all my heart, she is great except one thing. She has no sex drive what so ever. I have brought up multiple times her just getting me off but she always comes up with some reason not to. Now it could be just my male brain but it makes sense to me that if she doesnt want to do that then i could find someone for just that part of it. I in no way want to break ...


7 Comments, 102 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
Married men ! Instead of constant complaining!!   10/4/2013

I am sick and tired of married men going on and on about not getting any responses on here. Well as you have been told by several woman, they do not want to play with a married man... It can and may lead to more marriage breakdown if she finds out. That is a possibility any where, but wouldn't it be better to find woman that are married already and wants sex too. That way things are going ...


13 Comments, 220 Views, 22 Votes ,5.89 Score
MySweetBloom 58 F
4  Articles
Pics   9/28/2013

Do you think it's possible to take a "classy" pussy pic? I was thinking that wearing a mini-skirt, leaning over a pool table, the skirt riding up just enough to show that you're not wearing underwear. I think you would need to be excited while taking the pic, everything "plumped" up. Black and white? Colour? Wet or dry? It wouldn't be as a main profile pic. I was thinking more for private ...


12 Comments, 220 Views, 31 Votes ,4.97 Score
Get noticed   9/27/2013

How do i get noticed more on this site or do you have to pay to get noticed??


4 Comments, 109 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
gold and silver members   9/27/2013

whats the difference?


1 Comments, 35 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
cheater   9/27/2013

looking for advice on how to deal with a partner that cheated


6 Comments, 59 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
ez3eric 46 M
0  Articles
Sex and the Mind-Expanding Drugs Hallucinogens   9/7/2013

Several years ago, Paul Krassner started a rumor that the government possesses a super-super-weapon known as the O-Bomb-O for Orgasm – which would defeat an enemy by rendering him into such ecstatic transports of delight that he would have no energy left to fight, Naturally, various hipsters, lunatics, philosophers and other social deviates began wearing buttons demanding lewdly: OH, DROP THE ...


0 Comments, 36 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
XXXplaypal 63 M
12  Articles
hmmm   9/7/2013

Half the stuff here works half the time, why am I paying full price???


1 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes
hotfunnow902 24 M
10  Articles
3   9/4/2013

material for adding points always something to try. got no choice


0 Comments, 10 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
rm_2tryagain4 58 C
1  Article
small   8/27/2013

Do all women on AdultFriendFinder only look for the big penis, we joined so the F could try a guy with a penis a bit bigger than the M, but there is not a lot of cpls where the F is looking for a smaller penis.


6 Comments, 149 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
shysexual_MTgirl 42 F
0  Articles
Not sure what I should do. Please help   8/10/2013

I recently met a man online. We've exchanged emails, chatted online and exchanged and texts. We made plans to meet the first weekend we are both free. We get along great, have plenty in common. I've been totally honest with him about who I am, what I look like. Once I started talking to him, got to know him, any other guy I was even remotely interested in, kinda just faded into the background. ...


9 Comments, 191 Views, 11 Votes ,3.35 Score
scorpion_124 42 M
1  Article
TO MEN   7/31/2013

STOP being overtly disgusting to women. I hear too much of guys messaging "come fuck me baby" or o ther similar distasteful stuff.

My advice to you is say HI! youd be surprised the response you get.






2 Comments, 26 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
skanderB 43 M
1  Article
cunilingus   7/29/2013

embarrassing question, no matter how much practice doing it and read how to do it with my wife she hates it. Is it that im terrible or its possible that she just really doesnt like it. Its hard to believe since as a man I never heard of it the other way around. Shes not insecure about herself at all she just says she hates it but everything else we do is wonderful.


0 Comments, 34 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
xxxdelmar2 56 M
1  Article
predators and cons on dating and sex hookup sites   7/10/2013

Stalkers, Thieves, and con artist lurking sites and taking advantage of what Your site has to offer and what you are looking to find. These people should be banned from all sites and prosecuted for false actions or wrongful intent. So all be careful of the messages you receive and the persons that sent it to you. If they ask for money to be able to meet you then they are not there to meet you but ...


5 Comments, 69 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
hawg4fun13 43 M
15  Articles
Safe Sex   7/9/2013

Play Safe!!!!


1 Comments, 27 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
Standard Members   6/8/2013

I get emails from Standard Members (females) but I cannot send emails as a Standard Member. Am I doing something wrong?


7 Comments, 100 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Friends with benefits in Malaysia   5/1/2013

With my, "glorious" country, there is a prevalent sense of tabooing towards the concept of casual sex. People don't celebrate female sexuality, frankly they crucify it.

Or hurl insults like slut or or .

But Fobs happen. And I'm envious. But I haven't the slightest clue on how to find them, because in malaysia it's, hard, to even touch on anything remotely sexual with women ...


1 Comments, 43 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
1patientstallion 46 M
10  Articles
Finding a Partner   4/26/2013

Single women are everywhere. From the grocery store, to the mall. From the coffee stand you go to every morning, to the gym. Just walking down the street, or running your in the park. You never know where you might find the next girl you hit on. Based on things you like to do and your interests, here are some places you might go to find one: Art Galleries, Museums, Cooking Classes, Singles Group, ...


1 Comments, 48 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
DolphinAtHeart 61 M
3  Articles
Any idears to good litterature about tantra sex and G-spot mapping   4/26/2013

If anyone has read some good and detailed books about tantra sex put in to practice and as well about the mapping and the stimulation of the female G-spot I would very much appreciate your suggestions to highly recommended books on the topic


1 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes
rm_diaryteller 46 F
30  Articles
Diary of my affairs. Chapter 14A. My 10 rules. And yours?   4/21/2013

If you've read about me and Wayne in the exotic story section, you already know we had a strong sex life that died. Although I fucked another guy in chapter 9 after we were married for three years it had nothing to do with our sex life because it was still very strong at the time.



However, about eight years into our marriage, seeming like I'd spent more time on my knees than my ...


2 Comments, 217 Views, 11 Votes ,4.85 Score
keiganlynnbaby 45 M
1  Article
How do I get him to make the first move?   3/30/2013

I have a strong feeling that my best friend of 20 plus years wants to play around. I'm Bi and have had gay encounters and I think he wants to try it. As I was headed to my room, it seemed like he wanted me to hang out in the spare bedroom with him but he didnt come out and say it. What kind of signals can I give him that wouldnt freak him out if he isnt really into trying anything? He's ten ...


5 Comments, 188 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
Whiskyshot88 36 M
3  Articles
Meets   3/7/2013

Anytime meeting someone new I always let a good freind know where I am going. And to check in within a certian time. This comes after a friend was seduced by a lady and when he showed up he was mugged and found in the hospital 2days later safty is key


2 Comments, 107 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
annie444u 52 C
135  Articles
Single Guys: You Still Don't Get It   3/7/2013

You know why single guys don't get it?



Because they don't get it....

They don't can't won't understand that "please no single guys" means don't write this girl or that couple or whoever.

Every day this week I've received an e-mail from a single guy telling me he's either in love with me or that I should have him because he's the mother of all studs or ...


10 Comments, 229 Views, 18 Votes ,5.99 Score
Friends photos   2/27/2013

We can not access our friends photos any more? Anyone else having thsi problem or are we doing something wrong?


1 Comments, 42 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
mature women   2/23/2013

I'm a very big fan of mature women. Where and whats a good way to meet a sexy fun carefree mature woman?


2 Comments, 55 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
age limit   2/17/2013

Has anyone ever had sex with woman over 80 yrs old?


1 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes
Linc1912 47 M
11  Articles
Some women need to add more the blowjobs to their repertoire..   2/16/2013

The ladies that can do more- im not talking about you.

This is for the ones who say how they can SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A HOSE

or SUCK THE CHROME OFF A BUMPER.

Eventually your going to come across men like me, where we don't come from blowjobs. Its been tried, but it just does not happen. THESE are the females who turn sour because now their superpower has been ...


3 Comments, 49 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
Web cam   2/7/2013

Hi, I want to have a go at x rated webcaming. I do not know which is the best site to go. Any ideas. I have done it on MSN with a friend but I want to one where you can hope from one person to another until you find a like minded person.

Thanks.


0 Comments, 59 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
annie444u 52 C
135  Articles
Staying Clean, Staying Healthy, Staying Attractive   1/29/2013

If you really want to attract anyone on here, especially for that first meeting or that first swap you have to have great hygiene.

I would encourage everyone to go to the dentist at least every six months to have their teeth cleaned and whitened.

Brush after every meal and use mouth wash after you brush. Brush before you go to bed and use mouth wash. Brush before you meet ...


0 Comments, 90 Views, 13 Votes ,5.16 Score
ladylove68 51 F
2  Articles
Swinging   1/21/2013

Why is it that when someone says they swing and then when you finally meet and start taking about swinging they all of a sudden say oh no I don't swing????

Has anyone been through that bull shit before??


8 Comments, 137 Views, 10 Votes ,2.59 Score
Needing Solid Advice   1/20/2013

Can someone out there please give me your solid, no bullshit kind of advice for a real situation. I've been dating this lady for almost a year now. She is the type of woman that is not ready for a solid relationship as of yet. As she puts it, "I want my cake and eat it to." Which I totally understand. She does however, claim to have feelings for me and to care strongly for me, but she is not ...


2 Comments, 41 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Hung4somebody 52 M
1  Article
Philosophical question for Transsexuals   1/19/2013

I'm curious, how many of you ladies that have taken the time, gone throught the pain (both emiotional and physical), put up with the financial hardships, the posiple oserisation of your families, and the basic abandonment of who you used to be think that is was ever easy at anytime in that process? Now think about us men that have found our sexuallity which most of us have never had a question ...


1 Comments, 61 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
Daciantraveler 59 M
0  Articles
The real dangers of AdultFriendFinder.   1/12/2013

Hi everyone ! I think this is a real eye opener to how dangerous AdultFriendFinder really is. For a few years I kept in contact with a Romanian women on AdultFriendFinder knowing I would more to Romania in the future. In November 2011 I traveler to Ploiesti Romania to meet this women with AdultFriendFinder profile name Pufica_pami, her real name is Juliana Carem Bozintan from Ploiesti Romania. I hired Miss Bozintan due to ...


9 Comments, 265 Views, 8 Votes ,4.41 Score
505Sinner 38 M
1  Article
New Year   1/1/2013

Best New Years advice????


0 Comments, 48 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
fmguy17 59 M
5  Articles
Swinging at Atlantis   12/21/2012

Does anyone know if there is a swingers spot at Atlantis in the Bahamas?


2 Comments, 50 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
rm_musicnut733 50 M
1  Article
Why are i getting my points?   12/19/2012

I have joined a couple other sites and did a few other things for the points but they havent been added to my profile. Does anyone know how i can those. Im just a standard member and would really like to use them.


1 Comments, 37 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
eptguy55 69 C
8  Articles
Friends   11/18/2012

A lady that we know has expressed that she would like to have sex with me. She is the wife of a minister. She have no idea we are swingers and we don't want her to know. We once were discussing swinging and they thought swingers were deviants. We've gone to dinner on numerous occasions and she has nudged me under the table during these occasions. She finally called me at home when she knew my ...


8 Comments, 185 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
couple4fun5963 49 C
4  Articles
advice when to say yes and no   11/3/2012

parner wants 3 some more then me.i just want to watch someone give him blow job.had my jaw brocken many years ago and locks up wit pain.waiting for your advice all viewers.


0 Comments, 62 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
Old Story   10/31/2012

It was during my time in the military and my base was in Georgia.

On occasion we would go into town, the older guys knew how to hook up with women. As for me there was really no desire.

I mean they would arrange a date with a woman but I would always try to finish the date fast to get it over with.

I was as green as they had ever come. My lack of social skills probably ...


1 Comments, 181 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
rm_wpbguy69 35 M
1  Article
drunk friend   10/30/2012

i have a drunk friend that hits on me every time she is drunk but she does not when she is sober...is it just a drunk thing or is she not hitting on me while i am sober cause she knows my lady and does not want to cause a problem?


6 Comments, 159 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
bigmoney22578 30 M
11  Articles
advice   10/27/2012

Accordingly, you should consider the appropriateness of any general advice we have given you, having regard to your own objectives, financial situation and needs before acting on it. Where the information relates to a particular financial product, you should obtain and consider the relevant product disclosure statement before making any decision to purchase that financial produc


1 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes
Does shaving equal more sensitivity?   10/25/2012

So a few days ago I went from a very bushy beard (don't ask) to clean shaven. I immediately noticed that my face was much more sensitive. Not from razor burn, just because things were actually touching my skin as opposed to my beard.

Does the same principle hold true with genital shaving? Does keeping yourself smooth down there increase skin contact and make sex even more intense? Or is ...


4 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes
Iamforreal10 63 M
10  Articles
problem cumming   10/6/2012

the last 2 times Ive had sex Icould not cum. I fuck my wife for 4 1/2 hours the first time. I stayed hard as a rock the whole time and fucked her hard but could not cum she couldn't take any more so we stopped fucking. the next time we fucked for 2 hours till her pusy couldn't take any more, Acan I stadyed hard for the whole timebut coundn't cum. what should I do I would like to shot a load ...


10 Comments, 186 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
annie444u 52 C
135  Articles
There are a lot of angry men out there, guys seek some help it will change your life for the better   10/5/2012

About once a day I receive a very angry e-mail or a post on one of stories from a male writer who is truly angry at the world. Getting screamed at, being called a "F _ _ _ _ _ _ because I'm married and swing with other girls and or couples isn't what this site is supposed to be about.

This site is supposed to be fun, be a release. AdultFriendFinder's a place where one can live out one's ...


6 Comments, 130 Views, 16 Votes ,4.30 Score
annie444u 52 C
135  Articles
Guys If You Don't Want to Get Banned, Follow the Rules   10/4/2012

Each day, despite warnings in bold not to do so, two or three not-so-bright men e-mail me. My profile clearly states: No Single Men.

Still single men write with the hope and dream that they are the most handsome, sexiest, most well hung man on earth and I would just be thrilled not only to receive their letter, but to fly to Chicago, New York, India, Norway or God forbid West Virginia to ...


4 Comments, 101 Views, 11 Votes ,5.78 Score
rm_vladsdad 34 M
2  Articles
Quick trim   10/2/2012

I'm looking to trim up. I already shave my shaft but don't like a completely shaved lower region. What do you ladies and guys recommend using to trim a clean area "down below"?


4 Comments, 94 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
ChefGeek 30 M
1  Article
Flavors of Love   9/26/2012

This article is focused on the flavors that are likely to arouse the senses of your partner during a bit of a foreplay fun. I will be bouncing back and forth with which gender I am focusing on, and as every person is different, take the advice of what flavors are effective with a grain of salt, but take the suggestions for flavor profiles to heart when cooking.

Now to arose a partner, I ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 4 Votes ,0.53 Score
Is it worth it to upgrade to silver/gold?   9/19/2012

Just wondering.


4 Comments, 136 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Determining if a profile is real   9/19/2012

I just found out this little trick to determine if a profile is real. I save the picture associated with the profile. Then I open up Google Image and upload the picture. It scans the web for pictures similiar to it. If results come back high for the picture, it's more than likely a fake profile.


8 Comments, 218 Views, 12 Votes ,4.04 Score
animazing1 61 M
5  Articles
Making conversation on IMC   9/18/2012

Ok members, help!!!!! I've logged onto IMC and tried to make conversation with hundreds of women, and believe me I've tried every sincerely interested opening in the book but I apparently suck at written communication. I can count on two hands the number of IMC visits I've had with female members. I'm not crude, rude, or lewd yet I cannot get women interested in a conversation.

So what ...


10 Comments, 124 Views, 8 Votes ,3.71 Score
How to get Dates on a Standard Membership   9/15/2012

I think it is rather hard to meet people on a standard membership, the only way to really do so is to add them to your hotlist and hope for the best really!! Also you can accumulate points, but that takes time


4 Comments, 94 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
serious question for you   9/12/2012

So I have a thing for the older ladies and I just found my neighbors wife looking for discreet with a younger man. Jackpot right? well she is a long time friend of the family and I know her husband has no idea. think its a bad idea to contact her and let her know who I am? would love some advice people


4 Comments, 125 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
yeszen2 23 M
11  Articles
Noticability   9/11/2012

How can I make myself more noticeable here? I know the obvious upgrade your account but i mean things that make my profile stand out when someone searches. Any good input is appreciated.


2 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes
fmguy17 59 M
5  Articles
Ladies, is my Wife curious?   9/10/2012

My wife and I watch porn occasionally and she prefers to watch girl on girl vids. She likes watching pussy licking. I asked her is she wants to try and she said no, she just likes watching it. One time when my wife was a little drunk, I whispered that I wanted to see her and a girl together and she gasped and her pussy got very wet. I think she wants to try being with a girl but just won't admit ...


5 Comments, 151 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
_310faf5f_2BBM1 40 M
3  Articles
Are you having trouble connecting to others?   8/31/2012

Are you having trouble connecting to others as a standard member? If yes, then thats because you can not take lead of your quest. A little advice to help you on your journey towards this goal. Get bbm! Otherwise you may never get to meet someone of a standard membership. Buy a old blk-berry and use it for your quest. Add friends you meet here on it and keep them safe. I just made this article for ...


1 Comments, 37 Views, 4 Votes
_310faf5f_2BBM1 40 M
3  Articles
Are you having trouble connecting to others?   8/31/2012

Are you having trouble connecting to others as a standard member? If yes, then thats because you can not take lead of your quest. A little advice to help you on your journey towards this goal. Get bbm! Otherwise you may never get to meet someone of a standard membership. Buy a old blk-berry and use it for your quest. I just made this article for the points.. Thank for reading


0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes
AdultFriendFinder   8/25/2012

This site is fake. Has fake profile with pics and seen on other sites.


8 Comments, 113 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
annie444u 52 C
135  Articles
Guys, read, re-read and try to compreshend   8/21/2012

I've had to ban numerous individuals the past two weeks. Why? Guys I'm not turned on when the subject matter of your email is: "wanna fuck"....either you can't spell or you're off your rocker, really, that's how you think you can get a girl to respond to you? Ask a total stranger is she wants to fuck???

I wrote several back, being nice and saying that my profile stated (in bold letters ...


7 Comments, 160 Views, 21 Votes ,4.98 Score
TarynsCandy 51 C
1  Article
Calling all AdultFriendFinder Veterans.....The Pros!!!   7/21/2012

Here is the situation..... The Cam is going hot and bothered...Get a page from a member....we open it...to our surprise its a hot single female....we answer the page...and spend the next 2 days online chatting with this so called "dream girl"......after 2 days of chat and her always viewing our cam....We asked her ....Why arent you on cam why cant you call us on the phone ...


10 Comments, 269 Views, 24 Votes ,3.70 Score
sonu86sonu1 31 M
15  Articles
Miracle of a Smile   7/13/2012

One thing Important one thing precious, Only it can create a lasting effect, It is such a sweet and cute expression, Just one sight of it and it touches the heart, So pure and gentle effect it have, It is a gift from God to humans,



And an awesome part of nature, This expression can come on someone and, Can make a nice impression on ...


1 Comments, 15 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
contacting AdultFriendFinder   7/11/2012

does anyone know how to contact AdultFriendFinder about a problem


3 Comments, 115 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
gckscpl 52 C
4  Articles
Shaving your balls   7/6/2012

Ok, so I decided to shave my balls and do some manscaping down around the stalk. Did this yesterday morning. HOLY FUCKING HELL, I have some uncontrolled itching and stubble in one day. I may scratch myself to the point of mutilation. What the hell do you do to make it stop?


10 Comments, 212 Views, 9 Votes ,2.78 Score
tommyssmallone 43 M
1  Article
i like eating pussy and licking a girls asshole   7/5/2012

i like to have girls setting on my face and just riding it hard>


0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes
PleasureMaker969 44 M
9  Articles
Why do some women not post photos   6/20/2012

I would like to know members responses as to why some women do not post photos. If they are married and want to hide their identity, then they certainly could post a photo of their body without showing their face. Some women do post photos of their body. Women should definitely not be ashamed of their weight either. Please tell me your thoughts.

Thank You


3 Comments, 114 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
TheSwimmer23 35 M
1  Article
Secrets to a First time meet   6/19/2012

Just thought I'd start a column or article on tips for beginners on how to go about meeting people from on here, anyone have any good tips or pieces of advice for our new recruits?


1 Comments, 58 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
neverenuf88 57 M
1  Article
Responding To Winks   6/17/2012

As a paid member anytime someone sent me a wink I would always try to respond. Now that I am not and receive winks, I would occasionally pay for points and respond if the profile seemed interesting. However people who have paid membership and send me winks, shouldn't they instead just send a short message. I'm not cheap but once in awhile I like to take break from things. I have been lured in the ...


1 Comments, 79 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
rm_tamedlion4u 51 M
1  Article
is there anyone on here for sex   6/15/2012

I have come to relize the mejority of woman on this sight are rude bullshit artist and down right nasty and they never mean what they say and on top of that it seems they rather excange pics then fuk or play.Masturbation may be a good thing but i mean realy ladys are you all so afraid to fuk?>>!


7 Comments, 150 Views, 6 Votes ,0.23 Score
pla4fun 54 C
1  Article
Crying after REALLY great sex?   6/14/2012

This has happened once to me before about 10 years ago, plus I was using Extasy at the time. So it didnt bother me so much. Now I have been with the most wonderful and loving partner I have ever heard. I have recently learned to squirt with manual stimulation. Which feels amazing and I cant believe I have gone 30 years without it. BUT...the last two times he has done this I have busted out ...


2 Comments, 60 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
N_Joimi 65 M
1  Article
The Secret Of Successful Men On AdultFriendFinder   6/9/2012

I was a member once before and have recently rejoined. I learned something last time and I see that it is still true today. There are a lot of magazine and blog posts from men asking "what women want", "where are the real women", etc. The ones that make my chuckle are the ones that basically say "Here I am, come and get me", usually followed by "Where are you?"

It's clear that there are ...


1 Comments, 211 Views, 12 Votes ,6.16 Score
nobody328 26 M
23  Articles
AD-VICE   5/30/2012

LOVE TO GET SOME AND GIVE SOME...


1 Comments, 34 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
cameras   5/23/2012

What would be a good camera to by that you could handle easily and could set down on flat surface to take videos ? Something that would not cost a fortune. Just asking for advise its hard being I'm a man. Thanks for any feed back.


2 Comments, 65 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
isofuckbuddy3 56 M
2  Articles
Work and Sex   5/11/2012

So, you find that after years of marriage you have s strong sexual attraction with a coworker. You have a great rapport she likes to go out to lunch and talk. Is even interested in going out ove evening. Is she being friendly or is she interested in more?


1 Comments, 127 Views, 9 Votes ,0.65 Score
Different terms   5/4/2012

I apologize if this question is offensive. I don't know how else to put it. I am asking because I am very new to all this. How can one tell between a post-op shemale and a man dressed as a woman when you see folks on the street or in bars and from an AdultFriendFinder profile?


2 Comments, 98 Views, 5 Votes
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
Late dates!! Very punctual! or Fussy!!   4/29/2012

I am a one that is very punctual in my meeting, when meeting a person for the first time. Am I being too fussy of me to expect them to be punctual too. Lets say you make a date for 1 in the afternoon, a mutual time and place and both agree to it, and he/or she arrives late and you have already gone. They phone me ( so obviously they could have phoned ) and say what happened to you I was there ...


10 Comments, 189 Views, 16 Votes ,3.57 Score
Newbie question   4/29/2012

I am new to the site and life style. What pre-cautions can I take so that I meet only genuine people? If you see my profile, I am a young looking professional who is well off financially, honest & caring. I am looking for discreet relationship based on mutual honesty.


0 Comments, 87 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
rm_wettkitti4u 30 F
2  Articles
Nude pics on AdultFriendFinder   4/26/2012

I really want to know. Honestly do men want to see a ton of naked pics of a woman or face pics? Is it attractive to another man to see a woman with multiple pics with multiple men?


19 Comments, 346 Views, 33 Votes ,2.60 Score
zt712 33 M
2  Articles
Approaching women in public   4/16/2012

Wonderin if anyone knew what the best way to approach a woman, especially older, in a casual setting such as a grocery store?

Or for anyone whose had success doing this, how did you do it?


1 Comments, 116 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
Questions? Answers? Numbers?   4/15/2012

I know some of the member may know this already, but it is for the members that are not aware! And I do thank the member that told me! If you are still heaving trouble figuring out where everything is you can find a lot of information. Just press ? the beside login, their is a lot of stuff there, questions, answers, glossary, phone numbers, fax numbers, address! Maybe print it ...


4 Comments, 252 Views, 17 Votes ,3.13 Score
westbw45 34 M
1  Article
I'm preparing a list of shows   4/13/2012

I'm preparing a list of shows I plan on downloading seasons of and just propping my feet up and marathoning. I wanted to ask if anyone else has recommendations they'd like to share that are NOT on this list. I would prefer the recommended shows to not be anime, unless they are similar in caliber to say...Wolf's Rain. I've already watched the bejesus out of (and keep up with if need be): Scrubs, ...


0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes
puninja78 45 M
2  Articles
Approaching someone for a 3sum   4/6/2012

If you'd like to broach the topic of having a 3sum with your significant other, what's the best ways in your experience? Have you noticed more willingness for a MFM or a FMF with your female spouse/gf/fwb/etc?


3 Comments, 254 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
lickdatpuzzzzzz 53 M
9  Articles
unwanted flirts   3/28/2012

i'm curious if i'm the only one who gets upset when someone gay tries to hit on ya? i think that if im str8 and my profile says nothing about me wanting same sex relations, ur violating by doing so. keep it to yourself. i thing we are all entitled to our own sexual desires, but i also feel this crosses a lline.

what do yall think??


6 Comments, 100 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
Breaking the ice?   3/24/2012

What do you ladies respond to better a flirt or an email?


2 Comments, 102 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
LTRwhornyman 60 F
3  Articles
I was recently told there are a lot of fakes on this site   3/23/2012

I'm really curious about what people consider to be fake. From my prospective people who say they will meet you then don't are not fake they are time wasters.

I am guessing that the site does in fact have a lot of time wasters. My guess is that there are far more people here who are just into the fantasy of having a hook-up than actually do meeting up with someone. Others are just plain ...


4 Comments, 87 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
rm_chubchase69 40 M
1  Article
Breaking the AdultFriendFinder ice.   3/22/2012

So I have been here a few days now and I am wondering... how do I break the ice? What kind of messages do you ladies reply to when someone first contacts you?


2 Comments, 116 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
rm_box033 30 M
1  Article
Always be careful what you wish for   3/20/2012

I always wanted to be with a girl who was a physical beauty in every way. Then when I got it, I learned beauty is more on the inside than the outside.


0 Comments, 78 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
IM Connection Problems   3/13/2012

Apologies on subject matter but could not see other category more suited to post in.

As an ordinary member I understand that I should be able to connect via IM but cannot.

The window opens and goes to retrieve members online but soon returns quoting connection error attempting again but never suceeds.

I can connect to the chat section no problem.

I am using a ...


3 Comments, 66 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
Can't find Silver Membership Option   3/7/2012

The title says it all. When I go to upgrade I just see an option for Gold. Any ideas?


4 Comments, 93 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
wellhung_dom 34 M
1  Article
squirting   3/2/2012

Does anybody know how to make a girl squirt?


10 Comments, 203 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
can some one help   2/9/2012

can some one help me what do i do if i whant to be taking so long when having sex on the first round.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
dethica87 36 M
1  Article
A question for the ladies   2/7/2012

I just had a quick question for the ladies. Lets say you are browsing on AdultFriendFinder. exactly what catches your eye about a particular profile that makes you say "i will get in touch with him"? help me out


4 Comments, 159 Views, 7 Votes ,5.59 Score
stealth1224 35 M
1  Article
Please don't just post pictures of your genital!   2/1/2012

It is no doubt that many men would like to brag about how many women message them on this website. However, it can be a big problem if the person that is messaging them only shoots a photo of their genital or has no photo whatsoever. I'm naive enough to admit that most of the flirts I receieve are from those types of people and it really does get on my nerves. If you receive many messages on ...


2 Comments, 101 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
1st attempt with Anal entry.....   1/30/2012

When we were dating my wife feeling frisky during one of our dates. Challenged me to a game of pool. Not wanting to miss a opportunity of a sexual nature we agreed on oral sex for her and me i choose anal. The loser pays off that night to the winner. Well I won in close one but she had not done anal before and was willing but scared to try it. We have done the finger in with lube, while doggy ...


5 Comments, 306 Views, 8 Votes ,3.94 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
When insults had class !   1/24/2012

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir, " said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress." "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr "He has all the ...


16 Comments, 165 Views, 11 Votes ,5.22 Score
Hitting a rut....   1/24/2012

I'm needing some advice everyone. My GF (29) and I (41) have a hit a bit of a rut when comes to our sex life. It seems to me as if we are just going through the motions. We have good sex when we have sex, but it seems less often now. We've implemented toys and sexy outfits to spice things up, but it seems as though we are still having sex less frequently. I'd love to hear from anyone who ...


6 Comments, 92 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
ARomanticHero 30 M
11  Articles
How often do you have unprotected sex?   1/23/2012

Do you usually get the person tested? Or do you just take a chance, live in the moment and go unprotected.


3 Comments, 102 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
ARomanticHero 30 M
11  Articles
Penis Size.   1/23/2012

Does it really matter?


8 Comments, 186 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
ADVICE FOR YOUNG MEN!!! OR STUPID ASSES!!   1/22/2012

First I am sorry you got mislead in a.f.f misleading advertising in thinking this is a whores for you sight!!!! So you think the first woman you contact is going to fuck you. We are all on here for different reasons. Yes!! this is a SEX sight!!! Yes!! sexual issues are discussed here very openly YES!! some are on here for just a one time fling!!! But have been told time and time and time again ...


4 Comments, 209 Views, 16 Votes ,3.42 Score
JackDaniels2332 21 M
3  Articles
Love listening to everything   1/19/2012

dont take tips from an ex and dont go back to your exes for any reason


0 Comments, 13 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Genuine or not?   1/15/2012

A question for the ladies... when I tell a woman something - how I feel about her for instance - I mean what I say. Unfortunately, a lot of guys often don't and merely figure flowery words are a good way into someone's pants. Assuming you are just getting to know him, how do you gauge whether a guy is being genuine or full of it? Future actions of course mean loads but how about in the immediate? ...


2 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes
38specials 55 F
0  Articles
Silence Sucks!   1/5/2012

This is my first time, for blogging stuff silly, please be kind.

I know that no one can be in this guy's head, but I am very interested to hear what you guys out there think.

Larry (not real name) was in town and wanted to meet. This was not a first time meeting, we have played together a couple times before. After some laughs and sufficiently loosening up in a ...



25 Comments, 751 Views, 40 Votes ,5.47 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Money & dogs !   1/4/2012

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail....


6 Comments, 84 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
saveing   1/2/2012

i shve pub all off but i get red bumps what can i us not get tham i see a lot of femal on here that shave all and not get tham


2 Comments, 88 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
starvation6969 45 M
26  Articles
An AdultFriendFinder Club??   12/30/2011

AdultFriendFinder should organize clubs for members, what do you think? But strictly for verified members only. They must give it a thought...


1 Comments, 23 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
ru_up_for_fun2 52 M
5  Articles
werirdest place youve reciced oral ?   12/30/2011

ok so were is the weiredst place youve gotten head?? mine is at the boat ramp in penrith nsw


0 Comments, 60 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
johnlcooper76 35 M
10  Articles
ITS MERRY CHRISTMAS!   12/22/2011

don't be afraid to say merry christmas. i can't stand how people now a days just say happy holidays. well what holiday is it wise ass????? CHRISTMAS!


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes
nu2thiscpl 58 C
2  Articles
Vacation spots   12/17/2011

Does anyone know of a good beach/island vacation spot for beginner swingers?


3 Comments, 126 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
califun34 46 M
1  Article
My opinion   12/12/2011

Hey just moved to cali about a year and now im 420 legal ..I LOVE CALI...p.s AND THEY HAVE SOME GOOD LOOKING WOMEN


0 Comments, 14 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
ru_up_for_fun2 52 M
5  Articles
bareback on first fuck ??   12/10/2011

alright here we go if you just meet someone on here and , yes got back to their place for good ol fuckfest do you go bareback if asked ? is it a test to see if you are worthy id prefer to wear one first up but???creampie anyone ??


10 Comments, 304 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
baseball31champ 34 M
1  Article
dont cum too quick!   12/8/2011

i last for at least an hour and never have cum inside a pussy !! the easiest way to do this is to switch it up between oral and vaginal


3 Comments, 141 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Opportunity   11/29/2011

I'm a young guy who has been fairly celibate over the years. Only had sex with my girl friends and hooked up with a long term friend on and off for a while. I never really expected to meet someone on here and now that I have, I'm not sure how far to take it. Being with an older woman has always been a turn-on for me and we're planning to meet in person to have some fun soon. Just looking for ...


1 Comments, 29 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
sweetwilddfun69 46 M
9  Articles
Enjoyable sex   11/29/2011

Side by side sex, usually with both facing the same way. Its a sweet and tender way to turn sex into making love. And especially good for lazy early morning sex. You can start out as doggy or reverse cowgirl and ease yourselves onto the bed till the man is behind the woman. By bending and straightening her leg the woman can vary the depth of penetration


1 Comments, 42 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
solematesinners2 54 C
4  Articles
will he or won't he????   11/27/2011

Me and my fiancee have been on AdultFriendFinder for awhile now, but we still haven't been w/ another couple. We haven't even gone to check out local swinger clubs! Quite frankly I am getting a little anxious!! I'm READY, but he just doesn't seem to be in a big hurry to go seeking. Does it make me a bad person to want to go and meet others without him, or should I sit around and wait 4 him to cum around???? ...


4 Comments, 83 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
Finding a Cpl or SingleMWBIMor Females on AFA   11/26/2011

Youall probally seen ads here on AFA, my question are there many fakes here, I have tried to find another cpl here in Colorado Springs or or a anothe bi male for me alone . Everyone I have encountered turned out to be non responsive, Any Ideas except be real? Thank You...


4 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
Sick and tired of married men complaining!!!!! no sex   11/15/2011

Why a lot of people do not play with married men!! They may say their spouce has lost interest in sex, but maybe she has just lost interest in haveing sex with you, (did that ever cross your mind)when was the last time she was appreciated as a woman, not a cook or a house keeper or a mother!!! When was the last time you hugged her, or ran a bath or brushed her hair or gave her a massage, or ...


12 Comments, 369 Views, 21 Votes ,5.60 Score
rm_purebbc1 32 M
10  Articles
really?   11/10/2011

who are really serious about hooking up? many people kinda play too many games and people go around collecting pics what is up with that


2 Comments, 81 Views, 1 Votes
rm_purebbc1 32 M
10  Articles
what not to say on a first date? part 2   11/10/2011

what not to say on a first date?

- can we skip the talking and go straight to the action?

- so where is your husband from?

- my ex-........

- marry me?

- my need a dad

- I think a woman should know her place...

- I had 6 drinks before I came

- my ex had really good pussy

- I would never leave my wife...

- ...


4 Comments, 56 Views, 4 Votes ,4.80 Score
ManThichSexfree 45 M
7  Articles
vote to get piont   11/8/2011

Why did i vote in : "Vote on writer article" and "vote on article" Magazine of ADultfrienfinder many times, but i could'n get nay pionts?


1 Comments, 37 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
ManThichSexfree 45 M
7  Articles
standart member   11/8/2011

It is too difficult for a standart member to do any thing in adultfrienfinder. and specially like me , a member who can not understand English so much. So, somtimes i am very boring now.


0 Comments, 21 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
fazer124 50 M
1  Article
i need help   11/6/2011

Im new to this site and i need help! any advice on messaging, IM, would be greatfully recieved typical bloke hasnt got a clue lol cheers


0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes
rm_daddytalk3 43 M
1  Article
THE NEW WORLD PAPERS   11/5/2011

PEACE, PROSPERITY, FREEDOM, & WORLD PEACE


3 Comments, 26 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
Sanity and Honor   10/26/2011

If you do contact someone on this site, and you form a friendship, it is probably best to not be insane. I've dealt with someone who has complained to me that she hates me once she found out I was...of a certain ethnicity she hates.

True story.

/Rant


1 Comments, 28 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
Do Females like to Cam?   10/25/2011

Do females actually like to cam? ive had a few cam2cams with women before but it seems like it's getting harder and harder


3 Comments, 108 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
luvs2eatpusss 28 M
1  Article
Want to watch ex   10/23/2011

I have this burning desire to watch my ex-gf have sex with another guy. Is this because I need closure, is it healthy?


1 Comments, 62 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
2serenitynow 55 C
28  Articles
Do you "really" enjoy cam to cam?   10/17/2011

We have never owned one or tried a cam at anyones house. Anyone thats read my blog and articles knows I love to be watched, love to flirt and tease soooo why haven't I had any desire to cam? No idea. I also love phone sex, phone sex really makes me wet.

For those of who do enjoy the whole cam thing would you say you use it more for cam to cam sex, do you like knowing someone is watching ...


7 Comments, 259 Views, 21 Votes ,5.60 Score
2serenitynow 55 C
28  Articles
Ok ladies I admit it, i'm a chicken so help me!   10/17/2011

My husband (for years now) has had this fantasy of my picking up another woman while we are out somewhere and bringing her home for either a three way or for him to watch us together. It really turns me on, i'd love to do it, but whenever I see or meet such a woman I just can't do it! I admit it, i'm a chicken. Now I know exactly how a guy feels when he approaches a woman.

I love to ...


2 Comments, 441 Views, 14 Votes ,5.70 Score
Dealing with slut wives   9/21/2011

I am married to a slut, the trouble is she is a closet slut. She dont like to know about pre-arranging meetings, but as most swingers know casual pickups are for the storybooks and if you did they may be dangerous. She likes to check out guys socialy first, So how can I find one or two big BI circumcised cocks to service her? most guys have no idea how to use a slut, she likes guys over 45, we ...


0 Comments, 246 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
Position   9/20/2011

Which position last you longer?


1 Comments, 38 Views, 1 Votes
2serenitynow 55 C
28  Articles
For women who do anal   9/20/2011

I would love to be one of those women who can and do have anal sex especially DP. I have tried it many times and sometimes I do get off on it but it always hurts. For those of you ladies who do love it, is there a trick to this? I see some really petite women taking very large thick cocks and wonder how the hell they do it. Seriously, am I missing something here other than great DP. If you have ...


25 Comments, 1498 Views, 38 Votes ,6.81 Score
rm_maninohio44 46 M
7  Articles
I have a question maybe someone can give some advice   9/19/2011

Ok there is a girl on my yahoo account im and really don't know her she is very hot and I think im not bad but never been with anyone as hot as her anyway we chatted really for the first time last night maybe 20 minutes she wants to meet me but something dont feel right she is in spain why would she travel to ohio to meet someone she talked to for 20 minutes and dont really know any advice


3 Comments, 77 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
Does this site work?   9/18/2011

Does this site really work? i get more spam and bots than real leads.


1 Comments, 46 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
merxman50 42 M
7  Articles
Tricks of the trade   9/16/2011

Many members here have useful knowledge they can share with others on how this site runs.What are your tips and tricks you have picked up along the way?

For instance I haven't tried it yet, but I think it might work.

Standard members cannot view profiles for the most part. I believe you could create a blog and copy and paste your profile answers into a txt or word document. Edit ...


1 Comments, 139 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
discreetneeds0 40 M
1  Article
nervous newcummers   9/15/2011

What advice would you give to someone who's not new at sex but new at meeting new partners? How do you break the ice when meeting someone new or trying something new?


3 Comments, 104 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
Yorkton Folk   9/9/2011

I really want to met some Yorkton couples.

The idea of being part of a special time with a couple who has picked me for their extra fun sounds awesome.

Any couples out there in Yorkton, Estrhazy, Moosomin area....would love to hear from you!!

Also get to Saskatoon often....so that might work out too.


0 Comments, 94 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
Justabouthere 35 M
1  Article
Webcam and stand alone IM   9/7/2011

I seem to remember there being a techsupport forum of sorts but cannot find it, if there still is please point the way. I have tried the sites support and they proved to be less than useful.

I have looked online for support as this is just a flash app (with the standard flash context menus disabled, just to make it awkward) and that recommends adding the site to the allow list, however ...


1 Comments, 38 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
sexyingardner 41 M
12  Articles
hooks and chains   8/31/2011

Where etc. in a naturally healthy and safe way for the one true creator would be at least, note at least a little effective and honestly the more effective the better, to mention etc., associate etc. this and other communications’ making things safest etc. for the one true creator and as to defined intents etc. doing the best to stop that are not the 3 asap of all kinds etc. and not only making ...


0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes
sexyingardner 41 M
12  Articles
harshness and pathways   8/31/2011

Where etc. in a naturally healthy and safe way for the one true creator would be at least, note at least a little effective and honestly the more effective the better, to mention etc., associate etc. this and other communications’ making things safest etc. for the one true creator and as to defined intents etc. doing the best to stop that are not the 3 asap of all kinds etc. and not only making ...


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
sexyingardner 41 M
12  Articles
attacks on a young man   8/31/2011

Where etc. in a naturally healthy and safe way for the one true creator would be at least, note at least a little effective and honestly the more effective the better, to mention etc., associate etc. this and other communications’ making things safest etc. for the one true creator and as to defined intents etc. doing the best to stop that are not the 3 asap of all kinds etc. and not only making ...


3 Comments, 63 Views, 1 Votes
sexyingardner 41 M
12  Articles
harshness of war   8/31/2011

Where etc. in a naturally healthy and safe way for the one true creator would be at least, note at least a little effective and honestly the more effective the better, to mention etc., associate etc. this and other communications’ making things safest etc. for the one true creator and as to defined intents etc. doing the best to stop that are not the 3 asap of all kinds etc. and not only making ...


0 Comments, 8 Views, 1 Votes
sexyingardner 41 M
12  Articles
searches for evidences and traces   8/31/2011

Where etc. in a naturally healthy and safe way for the one true creator would be at least, note at least a little effective and honestly the more effective the better, to mention etc., associate etc. this and other communications’ making things safest etc. for the one true creator and as to defined intents etc. doing the best to stop that are not the 3 asap of all kinds etc. and not only making ...


0 Comments, 7 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
sexyingardner 41 M
12  Articles
eternal is eternal thee demise of many things as it all drifts apart   8/31/2011

Where etc. in a naturally healthy and safe way for the one true creator would be at least, note at least a little effective and honestly the more effective the better, to mention etc., associate etc. this and other communications’ making things safest etc. for the one true creator and as to defined intents etc. doing the best to stop that are not the 3 asap of all kinds etc. and not only making ...


0 Comments, 5 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
sexyingardner 41 M
12  Articles
constant religous practice and artwork of eternity   8/31/2011

Where etc. in a naturally healthy and safe way for the one true creator would be at least, note at least a little effective and honestly the more effective the better, to mention etc., associate etc. this and other communications’ making things safest etc. for the one true creator and as to defined intents etc. doing the best to stop that are not the 3 asap of all kinds etc. and not only making ...


0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes
sexyingardner 41 M
12  Articles
best of eternal surrounding to help me   8/31/2011

Where etc. in a naturally healthy and safe way for the one true creator would be at least, note at least a little effective and honestly the more effective the better, to mention etc., associate etc. this and other communications’ making things safest etc. for the one true creator and as to defined intents etc. doing the best to stop that are not the 3 asap of all kinds etc. and not only making ...


0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes
sexyingardner 41 M
12  Articles
cleanliness   8/31/2011

where etc. to etc. find etc. term(s) etc. like etc. eternal etc. cleanliness etc. eternally etc. pure etc. ever-lasting etc. purities etc., in naturally healthy and safe ways for the three creators', with priority of course to the one true creator, almighty? (etc. and likewise statements, message etc., to obvious etc. overall intent etc.), One True Creator, Almighty Approx.30 where etc. to etc. ...


0 Comments, 9 Views, 0 Votes
sexyingardner 41 M
12  Articles
cleaning   8/31/2011

where etc. to etc. find etc. term(s) etc. like etc. eternal etc. cleanliness etc. eternally etc. pure etc. ever-lasting etc. purities etc., in naturally healthy and safe ways for the three creators', with priorty of course to the, one true creator, almighty? (likewise etc. statements, message etc., to obvious etc. overall intent etc.), One True Creator, Almighty Approx.30 where can i find as ...


1 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes
love and sex   8/31/2011

girls are always smart in relationship but stupid when they are deep in love. what you think?


5 Comments, 108 Views, 0 Votes
help!!   8/24/2011

Why does no one chat to people with no profile pic. Need to be discreet so that is why!!


5 Comments, 76 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
just love   8/19/2011

god has given us this precious life to enjoy with all possible means. so just love each other without creating any abnormal things. when u will love someone else the other will definitely love u.


0 Comments, 24 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
buckfuddy7536 48 M
1  Article
Sniffing out fake profiles   8/18/2011

This has probably come up a million times, so let me make this the 1, 000, 001st.

There are a few fake profiles on here (shocking, I know), but you can figure out some of them pretty easily.

Best advice - pics of uber hot women (or guys, I suppose... but I don't seek those out), with perfect eyes, hair, bodies etc... FAKE! If they look like they're off the cover of a magazine, ...


11 Comments, 66 Views, 9 Votes ,4.07 Score
JJMD1991 32 M
12  Articles
Advice   8/4/2011

I have had trouble with women on this site. I don't know if i'm ugly or just not anyones type but all i gotta say is everyones turn comes around.


2 Comments, 22 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
rm_finnegan125 30 M
2  Articles
7 weired things that turn MEN on   8/2/2011

I would like to share with you on this article after I read from Cosmopolitan, some weird things that TURN MEN ON happym;...

1) I think it’s so sexy when my girlfriend goes to bed without washing her makeup totally off and wakes up with little black smudges under her eyes. It gives her this smoky, mysterious look.

2) During sex, if I’m talking or grunting too much my ...


3 Comments, 247 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
rm_SKIP47 66 C
3  Articles
Peyronie's Disease   7/31/2011

I have what is called Peyronie's Disease which is an abnormal curvature of the penis caused by scar tissue in the erectile tissue. Because the scar tissue prevents straightening of the penis, the curvature is most obvious during an erection. The curvature may be so severe that it prevents penetration during intercourse. In my case I have a severe curvature. I was wondering if anyone else out ...


5 Comments, 128 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Fake & Phony   7/25/2011

I don't get it...I can see why people loose hope..you seen something you like...send a message thinking their real, instead it a generated message asking for you to sign up ona website so they cn get some kind of credit...seems everything has been infilitrated..even here, ,, not cool..


3 Comments, 74 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
rm_tazmantenn 74 M
2172  Articles
Warren Buffett   7/22/2011

Warren Buffett, in a recent interview with CNBC, offered one of the best quotes I've heard in all this drama about the debt ceiling:

"I could end the deficit in 5 minutes, " he told Becky Quick. "You just pass a law that says, that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible for re-election."


2 Comments, 100 Views, 9 Votes ,5.99 Score
nvrgetsenuf 50 F
11  Articles
What is your drug of choice?   7/21/2011

Oh yes, I am going there.

One of my best friends would smoke pot if it were legalized. Another best friend smokes every once in a while. When I was 18 a lover tried to get me to snort something with him. Even as a young adult I stayed away from drugs. I told the lover I didn't need anything to go to bed with him. Oh yes I did. At 18 I was quick enough to know that he figured he could get ...


4 Comments, 162 Views, 9 Votes ,3.21 Score
cdcumslut25 39 T
1  Article
Cleaning for anal sex   7/15/2011

Anyone have any advice on prepping my ass for anal sex? I'm not into putting weird chemicals in my body, so are there any safe enemas out there? I know I should probably start eating a fiber supplement to help flush things out, any other advice or tips?


8 Comments, 360 Views, 13 Votes ,3.98 Score
would you do it again?   7/14/2011

On getting married, I think personally I would not. Relations with others, yes. Love again? is there really a choice here, if there is I have not figured out how to do what I must in that regard. Now the thoughts of why. Marriage, not again unless it was a year to year contract. no iff ands or buts about it. if you are not happy with the person after a year, the marriage is over. this is ...


2 Comments, 85 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
funingr86 37 M
4  Articles
Older/Younger   7/13/2011

How do most people out there feel about a older/younger fwb situation?


13 Comments, 229 Views, 20 Votes ,3.25 Score
Oral SEX   7/9/2011

Have asked before matbe wrong area of AdultFriendFinder. Whate the best way to swallow it you never as a man swallowed anothers cum? Always want to do this during a bj but never have . Any Advice?...\8


11 Comments, 230 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
foxeyatfifty 67 F
26  Articles
Question to all the Male members!!   7/8/2011

Well alot of you are single males, and want to show off your equipment LOL (cock that is ) but jacking off is that supposed to get you more viewers?? or do you do it just for your own satisfaction?? It would be nice from a female perspective or " MINE" to see a whole body in a shower , under a water fall or sleeping, or do you think the only thing going for you is you COCK !! Yes by now ...


13 Comments, 501 Views, 26 Votes ,4.32 Score
bassmanmatt2 26 M
1  Article
looking for meet ups   7/5/2011

any advice on ways a standard member can communicate easier?


6 Comments, 122 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Long Ago in Days of Old   6/29/2011

King Arthur

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to ...


1 Comments, 42 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
....and thats why he is an executive   6/26/2011

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office.

When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."


0 Comments, 78 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Day at the Zoo   6/23/2011

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.

"Great, " Little Johnny replied.

"Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother.

"Yeah, daddy really liked it too, " exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when ...


0 Comments, 66 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Masturbate   6/23/2011

Little Johnny's teacher says, "Class, today we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Little Johnny raises his hand, "Me, Miss Finch!"

Miss Finch turns towards the eager young lad, "All right, Little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?"

Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate".

Miss Finch smiles and ...


1 Comments, 76 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
The Contractor   6/22/2011

A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to get started. They stroll through the house and she points out the colours she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like a nice beige."

The contractor mutters, "Umm, hmm...", pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!"

...


0 Comments, 90 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
Viagra or Ciailis?   6/22/2011

What is the general consensus on the best oral pill to take? What is more effective?


5 Comments, 133 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Where Have You Been?   6/22/2011

A guy sees a beautiful, young woman at the other end of the bar. He walks up to her and says, "Where have you been all my life?"

"Well, " she says looking him up and down, "for the first half of it, I wasn't even born."


0 Comments, 52 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Locker Room Talk   6/22/2011

Four women were chatting in the locker room of their health club, when one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male masturbation, i.e. jerking off, spanking the monkey, slappin' the salami and so on, there weren't any common terms for female masturbation.

"I've always called it 'jilling off', " said one of the women.

"But that's just a ...


0 Comments, 66 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
dully1961 62 M
2  Articles
420   6/21/2011

WHAT IS 420


5 Comments, 106 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
Woman or Women   6/21/2011

I've seen far too many posts and profiles by both men and women that use these words incorrectly.

Woman - singular, one adult female Women - plural, two or more adult females


0 Comments, 43 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
Seducing the wife   6/15/2011

My wife said she would never have sex with another man outside the bounds of marriage. I slowly, gently, and caringly have seduced her into having mfm sex at swing clubs. She really enjoys having two men at once now. I'd like to seduce her into sex with another woman. She has started out with the same resistance as before. Do any of the ladies have any suggestions?


1 Comments, 282 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
rm_RTD1974 43 M
9  Articles
Life is too short   6/14/2011

I so wish I had 50h a day!


0 Comments, 34 Views, 4 Votes
rm_RTD1974 43 M
9  Articles
Be safe   6/14/2011

Always have your own health and the one of your partners in mind. Play safe and get regularly tested.


1 Comments, 26 Views, 4 Votes ,0.53 Score
rm_loner9113 30 M
1  Article
How do i do this?   5/22/2011

Ok im new to the site and am havin no luck. Even though i dont agree with it i get to get lots of attention you need to pay... bs but wat ever. wat i dont get is how this is supposed to work. im not lookin for love or any thing i gave up on that, im just lookin for idk fun with a girl????? im metro(tom girl for those thinkin somethin else)i obviously bring the wrong mentallity to the table for a ...


8 Comments, 125 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
Like to see oral   5/20/2011

When I see a guy sucking another dick it turns both of us on! She dose not know I am turned on by it. I think it would be very erotic to have my dick sucked, but I don't think I could return in kind. Does that mean I am gay or BI?


7 Comments, 137 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
clitpounder3 44 M
14  Articles
discreet hookups   5/16/2011

are there any ladies in rapid city that want to share or wanna play?


0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes
When you meet up expect all he wants is sex   5/8/2011

so play his game, and see how he is. if he's a tool, or an actual nice guy. to test this, means if you want to have sex later with him.


1 Comments, 54 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
tiptoe1975 49 M
1  Article
peoples actions   5/3/2011

Everybody knows that life is 10% action and 90% reaction.Im not sure how or why people are so snotty, stuck-up, mean, angry, and just plain not careing about other peoples feelings, these are the people that think that they actually think that there life is better because they put others down or they are above others.Where do they get off thinking like that?maybe there life is more messed up then ...


0 Comments, 32 Views, 4 Votes ,5.19 Score
fmguy17 59 M
5  Articles
Technical support   4/12/2011

Does anyone know why AdultFriendFinder IM will not work on mi IPad!


3 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes
wantitrllllybad 37 M
3  Articles
no sex marriage   4/12/2011

must suck


1 Comments, 99 Views, 2 Votes
8inshape47 55 M
13  Articles
condom use   4/8/2011

i have been turned away by F a couple of times because i wear condoms..i am 100% clean and want to stay that way, how am i supposed to know if i am being told the truth or mislead? my health is more important than dying for a fuck!


6 Comments, 166 Views, 15 Votes ,6.65 Score
101justcurious 63 C
1  Article
Please give us some good advice   4/7/2011

We are new to the site. We are both bi-curious. We just want some good advice on choosing our first experience. Anyone have any pointers?


0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes
xyoungnfun1x 35 M
1  Article
Meeting People On This Site   4/4/2011

So has everyone had luck on this site? Anyone have any advice?


7 Comments, 223 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
outdoorsfunman 60 M
1  Article
Polyamory or Cheating?   3/21/2011

There was a recent article about a married man asking about cheating and such. I found most responses cold and insensitive.



My wife and I are polyamorous. We have honest relationships with other people. She knows my friends. I know hers. We are very comfortable with our situation.



So, all you who condemned him.... Do you think my wife and I are cheating on ...


5 Comments, 138 Views, 11 Votes ,3.17 Score
life   3/20/2011

after all life is really simple we ourselves create the circumstance that complicate it


0 Comments, 16 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
If you are against married men on here......   3/13/2011

I am tired of washed up bitches that can't find what they wanna call love on here. Don't condemn me for being married !


11 Comments, 250 Views, 10 Votes ,0.60 Score
Flirts   3/11/2011

Tell me have any of you had someone flirt with you and when you email the person, they don't have the gall to email you back letting you know they are not interested. If any of you have had this happen to you let me know I am venting on this one for sure.


7 Comments, 170 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
the King   3/7/2011

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important . Out of the blue the king asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken back. However, she remembers what her boss told her... don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her. After a ...


0 Comments, 44 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
altec7 69 M
1  Article
relationships   3/6/2011

is it ok to date your sister inlaw if your wife has past away, is she still your sister inlaw


11 Comments, 146 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
GlendaleBICouple 42 C
1  Article
Emails   2/27/2011

Why is it so difficult for people to send emails with more substance to it than "Let's do it"

Those are the emails that will generally get ignored. Just thought we would put that out there.


8 Comments, 83 Views, 7 Votes ,5.84 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Down in N'awlins   2/25/2011

You wake up in court with your pants on backwards.

You don't know how it happened but you're the Saints starting quarterback this weekend.

You wake up in a T-Shirt that reads "Jambalayapalooza"

You passed out on Friday..You wake up on Tuesday..in the Marine Corps.

You go to the bathroom and actually pee hurricanes.

The only things in your pants pockets ...


1 Comments, 20 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
looknfrsx 67 M
15  Articles
the art of pussy eating   2/23/2011

I like to start by kissing and licking the toes and feet then slowly work my way up the leg kissing and licking then lightly lick and kiss all around the pussy teasing it wit your tongue then with you thumbs slightly spread the pussy while slidting your tongue up and down and in then vhange direction going in deeper and sucking the juices out


1 Comments, 41 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
how to suck a big cock   2/18/2011

I have only had a few cocks in my mouth but was wondering how people deep throat a huge cock, any help would be great thinks.


4 Comments, 258 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Winter Fishing Tips   2/18/2011

It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't ...


0 Comments, 39 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
New Skills   2/18/2011

The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be had a discussion with her mother. "Mom, " she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."

The mother took a deep breath and began, "Dear, when two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..."

"I know how to fuck, mother, " the bride-to-be interrupted. "I want you to know how ...


3 Comments, 143 Views, 6 Votes ,4.50 Score
mature?   2/15/2011

is it impossible to find a mature lady that are open minded? I find most ladies are fairly shy...true?


1 Comments, 20 Views, 1 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Diplomacy.....its how you phrase it.   2/14/2011

A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session.

After a long pause, the angry member acquiesced. "OK, ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
VAHungSoldier 38 M
1  Article
Why the block of the eyes?   2/9/2011

Why are people here recently using the boxes and object to block out their eyes on profile pictures? Do they seriously think that's going to prevent someone from recognizing them?? To me it just looks stupid.. but then again.. what do i know? I don't even have my face on here... haha...


3 Comments, 37 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
Oral Endurance   2/5/2011

Sometimes a man likes to be pleased orally for a long amount of time. For some odd reason, this is a fetish that is hard to satisfy. Women need to start sucking cock for longer, I mean it should be like breathing. Suck a cock for 4 hours, swallow 4 loads in a row. Lets test the peaks or our oral endurance and ladies.. you will have a lot of cum to swallow!


4 Comments, 128 Views, 14 Votes ,1.06 Score
Standard Membership   2/2/2011

As a standard member can someone tell me how to email or when can you email a person you would like to contact? Also how many of you have actually hooked up with a person on this site in your local area?


7 Comments, 177 Views, 14 Votes ,3.14 Score
rm_dannysexy777 29 M
1  Article
hi everyone   1/30/2011

hi everyone how do i get girls on here to talk to me any help would be nice


4 Comments, 88 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
STRAP ONS   1/29/2011

How many men would enjoy a woman using a strap on ? A small one if preferred LOL


15 Comments, 217 Views, 8 Votes ,4.64 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Gay Parents   1/27/2011

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" one ...


0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes
ladies have you ever told your partner   1/26/2011

i recently was told after having sex with her that she got hurt because i went in to deep.but she only told me this after i asked her if she wanted some more. was this just an excuse she maded up or can this really happen?


3 Comments, 114 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
anal   1/25/2011

Hello to all..i was curious about anal with toys and i tried it, and found out i kinda like it. my question is for guys or girls that knows. Have you ever cum during anal paly with out touching your cock? I can cum while being penetrated with a nice dildo and its a very good feeling. Any input is greatly appreciated. Thanks for reading...


1 Comments, 154 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
......its all about how you present yourself .....   1/25/2011

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction.

The poodle thinks, "Oh, oh!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
EasyGoing863 52 M
1  Article
How local is local?   1/24/2011

I've noticed a majority of members are looking for someone local. Which is completely understandable.

Was wondering what the majority of the members feel is "local"? 10 miles, 50 miles, within city limits? Living in a small city with few "real" members here, I am starting to expand my horizons in more ways than one. I am semi-reluctant to contact a member that expressly mentions ...


10 Comments, 134 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
at a bar in florida   1/24/2011

A man on vacation in Florida is out barhopping. He enters one bar and sees $20 bills all over the walls, so he asks the bartender what's up with the wallpaper. "We have a running challenge in this bar, " the bartender says. "First, you have to finish a bottle of the 'house brew, ' then you have to pull a rotten tooth from the 'gator we keep out back, and then you have to go upstairs and make Ol' ...


0 Comments, 58 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
tracks   1/23/2011

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"

The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are tracks!"

They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them


0 Comments, 41 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
is there anything on here   1/23/2011

There are a lot of weord posts on here


1 Comments, 43 Views, 4 Votes ,0.14 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
the mountain man   1/22/2011

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been ...


0 Comments, 39 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
241sexycouple 41 C
1  Article
Threesome- How to accomplish   1/22/2011

We recently decided to ahve a threesome, and joined this site (and a few others) to achieve this. So far we have had no luck connecting, and were looking for advice form people that have been successful. Please share your sucess stories.


5 Comments, 153 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
gloryholes   1/19/2011

You see in porn alot guys going to the gloryholes getting sucked off by women, i know mosly its gay or bi men that frequent gloryholes but how do women actually like going sometimes? Honestly im just bored so figured id put sompthing on here lol


7 Comments, 385 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
sex 6.9   1/16/2011

Q: What do you call a 6.9? A: A great sex position fucked up by a period!


0 Comments, 41 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
you get what you pay for....   1/16/2011

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
Married women and sex outside marriage   1/15/2011

Would like to know how many married mature women start to look for sex outside of their marriage and what are the reasons? The next question is what types of sex do you want and like?


3 Comments, 206 Views, 0 Votes
six3sexy 51 M
2  Articles
Who does the asking and how?   1/9/2011

When you approach a couple at a lifestyle event about getting together who does the asking and how do you do it?

Reason I am asking is because often when we are approached they usually talk to the Mrs. They do ask us to join them as a couple and are very respectful. We are both friendly and outgoing socially. Mrs is often the quiet one while I tend to be the more outgoing one.


3 Comments, 271 Views, 9 Votes ,4.07 Score
MatureCpl652 67 C
1  Article
How to get my wife to squirt   1/9/2011

I have been trying to get my wife to squirt during sex. I think at times she may have a little bit I tell her when she cums to try to push hard and it seems like when she does I feel a little warmth inside. Can anyone help me to get this done.


6 Comments, 267 Views, 18 Votes ,2.58 Score
Rorshausk 28 M
13  Articles
take it out?   1/8/2011

i hang out with hot chicks often. ive always wanted to just take out my dick while im with a girl i barely know and tell her to suck it.

i wonder if that ever works. im pretty sure it would.


7 Comments, 132 Views, 9 Votes ,1.29 Score
Warning: Short rant ahead - Use headlights :P   1/2/2011

I originally posted this in my blog, and figured it was relevant enough to include here.

384 Views I was checking to see who had viewed my profile recently and one from(I shit you not), Huston, Texas. facepalm.

It brings me to the point of a real short rant which is about spelling.

I'm not a grammar nazi. I still get an apostrophe out of place every so often, usually if ...


5 Comments, 259 Views, 16 Votes ,5.33 Score
Choosing a Partner   12/31/2010

Discretion is extremely important for anyone with an active sex life. My own view is that the most important thing to be aware in making that choice is your own feelings. You must trust your intuition. No matter what you think you know about a person or what they tell you, if your instincts say to avoid this person, do not ignore that, no matter how turned on you may be. Toxic people cannot ...


1 Comments, 42 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Overcoming Fear   12/31/2010

America is a culture dominated by fear. If there is one thing I have learned over the years, it is that the greatest enemy of sexual pleasure is fear. The solution, quite simply, is to know what you are doing: know the risks, know what precautions to take, think through the potential consequences. Having done that--i.e., determined that the potential pleasure outweighs the risks--you must give ...


0 Comments, 22 Views, 2 Votes ,0.34 Score
ahappycpl 54 C
24  Articles
happy new year   12/30/2010

Happy new year and don't drink and drive


2 Comments, 27 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
ahappycpl 54 C
24  Articles
how many cocks   12/28/2010

Women how many of you have taken 3 cocks at once my wife has taken two I'm hoping for this year I can see her with 3 how about you


0 Comments, 131 Views, 5 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
a politicians views on whiskey.......   12/26/2010

A Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whisky.

'If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of a New Year toast, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled , then I'm ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Signs That You Are Maturing   12/24/2010

6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

You hear your favourite song on an elevator.

You watch the Weather Channel. - And like it!

Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

You're the one calling the police ...


1 Comments, 17 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
TheGreatBobby 32 M
8  Articles
Virgins.   12/21/2010

How is a virgin suppose to "do the good deed" if most women withhold sex from them for having no experience?

Are there women out there who think it's a dream come true to find a virgin to have sex with?


2 Comments, 77 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
jontyjosiah 41 M
2  Articles
Local Connection   12/21/2010

I live in an area where there is little to no scene. People that "go out" would rather flash their new clothes all night than go home with someone. Most of the time, they just get so drunk they forget who they are. That is why this site is so important. Us sex-seekers need to stick together so we can enjoy life to the fullest.


2 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes
cowboy93902 53 M
1  Article
real people   12/17/2010

I am a real person here looking for what i think most people here is looking for. That is some adult fun. I think of myself as not a bad looking guy. I hope others do to. I want other to be the same way and real.


1 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
C.D.C.WARNING ! ! !   12/17/2010

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your ...


0 Comments, 69 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
perfection   12/17/2010

A friend asked me the other day why I never got married. I replied "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now, " said my friend. "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was one girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl -- the only perfect girl I really ever ...


0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
too politically correct???   12/16/2010

Subject: The Office Party FROM: Pat Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: Everyone RE: Christmas Party DATE: December 1

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. No-host bar, but plenty of eggnog! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
The two laws of Philosophy !   12/16/2010

The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.


...


5 Comments, 33 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Friendly Holiday Advice !   12/15/2010

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do ...


1 Comments, 14 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
Put the Batteries in Correctly ! ! !   12/14/2010

News Flash : Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and family was alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early ...


0 Comments, 17 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
what goes around comes around !   12/14/2010

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads...

Dear Wife, I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary."

When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows...

Dear Husband, I too am 54 and by the time you receive this ...


0 Comments, 47 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
_JKH_ 69 M
858  Articles
Talking behind someone's back !   12/14/2010

If you are talking behind someone's back, you're in a good position to kiss their ass while you at it!

...


4 Comments, 35 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
alexHOTMANkl 39 M
7  Articles
The sign of a cheating woman   12/14/2010

she's being secretive.. hh.. well..She's no longer sharing her daily events with you, and in order to find out what she's doing, you'd have to hack into her BlackBerry because she's not volunteering any information regarding the goings-on in her life... wo..

that is the sign.. go check on her @


2 Comments, 72 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
josmith5 61 M
1466  Articles
GREAT BEING A MAN   12/13/2010

1. Your rear is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. Chocolate is just another snack.

7. You can be president.

8. You can wear a white shirt to a water theme park.

9. Foreplay is optional. ...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Breaking the ice (1st meet)   12/8/2010

What has worked best for you to break the ice when you meet someone for the first time from AdultFriendFinder? (Would love to hear this from both a guy's perspective and how certain ice breakers worked from the ladies' perspective).


2 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes