We moved from the city Ft. Lauderdale, FL out to the country, and definitely could use some fun new friends! We are very down to earth, funny, intelligent and attractive and just generally like to have a good time.Were pretty picky but you dont necessarily have to be a supermodel. She likes tall, well built young men. I am straight! But Im not shy.We both enjoy all types of music, SHE is creative and loves to dance and HE loves sports and to play his guitar. SHE was a feature performer at an upscale gentlemans club Pure Platinum in South Florida, and loves being in the spotlight, but is as comfortable camping out in the woods as she is at a black tie event. HE is a laid back, poker, beer and live music or sportsbar type of guy. SHE has a weakness for Martinis, and hates typos.Work and family keeps us pretty busy, so we dont get out muchif you cant invest a little bit of time getting to know us online first, then we probably arent the couple for you!

My Ideal Person COLOR indigoSIZE 3EDIT What were looking for Drama, and lots of it! It would be super fun if you stalked us both a littledrove by the house, showed up at our places of businessthe usual... Maybe get creativenothing shows you care like an animal carcass left on our porch. You can expect the same from us, as we have nothing better to do then bug you.Also, you should be very pushy and cocky, and lack a sense of humor. There is nothing funny here! Even sexier if you happen to be a convicted felon with a sheet longer than your pubes!We take lousy care of ourselvesyou should toonothing is sexier than several extra pounds, lots of errant body hair, and bad hygiene! OOOh, let me not forgetCarny teeth aka quotSummer Teethquot male or female that is one sure way to get us straight into the sackwe simply cannot resist a mouth full of wonderfully brown, crooked, some missing, phuqued up teeth! A really hideous quotgrillquot with lots of bling will work also!Ideally, youll be lousy in the sack toototally uncreative. Shed like it if you remained flaccid the entire time, and he prefers his women lay there in a corpselike state. P.S. If you contact us, besides having lots of spelling errors, be certain to include gross closeups of your genitalia, with or without food andor vibrating objects shoved into every orificeMEN Wieners should be tiny and preferably turtled up inside, with your pale and abundant hairy belly flapping over on top. WOMEN We love it when you take a close up of your brownishgrey labia hanging out like yesterdays halfeaten roast beef sandwichYUMMY! COLOR Summer Teeth are when some are over here, some are over there.COLOR royalblueWARNING Any ridiculous responses to the above may be used as fodder for my blog! SIZECOLORCOLOR firebrickWE ARE NOT looking for spouses quotplayingquot without the other ones consentknowledge!! DONT BOTHER TO CONTACT US IF YOU ARE CHEATING!COLORWe are just lowly standard members, but find we can get ourselves into plenty of trouble that way, so keep in mind that while winking or hotlisting us is cute, if you are looking for more interaction than just stroking our egos, drop us a note! Please include a PICTURE OF YOUR FACE amp BODY if you would like a reply from us.P.S. PeopleSPELLCHECK is your FRIEND!!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, The occassional SMACK on that naughty little ass of hers!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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