About fucking time I updated this! If you've been following along, you know I am a confirmed (medically) Sex Addict. The only thing I need in me more than a dick, is TWO dicks. Or three, or four, or...... Anyway, my preferred medthod of getting laid is to go on a random dick-hunt, and nail some unsuspecting stud. If you're out there and I meet you, you're going to get laid. Hubby has taken to helping me fill my daily qouta (and my pussy), only so he can take photos and videos to sell. Retirement money. No dates, no questions, and no promises! Simple! That's my Four F's: I Find 'em I Fellate 'em I Fuck 'em I Forget 'em And then I move on to my next conquest! [COLOR darkred]Yes, I'd LIKE to be able to fuck all you great AFF guys, but the idea of making "dates" is a turn off. The thought of chatting, camming, calling, setting a time and place for a date, etc., etc., etc., is just boring and lacking an element of surprise (and even danger). SO. PLEASE don't e-mail me saying how you'd love to meet me and go for dinner, dancing, and see what happens! Just send in your hot photos and tell me where you hang out, in case I want to follow up.[/COLOR] From time to time, I'll let you know where I'll be and you can try and find me. If you do, you'll get laid; if you don't I still get laid as I'll just find someone else! Easy enough for you? Maybe I'll meet you someday but, in the meantime, follow my adventures on my Blog, and keep your dicks hard - just in case! [COLOR darkred]DO NOT E-MAIL ME AND OFFER TO GET TOGETHER! I DON'T MAKE DATES. READ MY PROFILE![/COLOR] As a Standard Member, I can't post many pics, so check my album as I update them often!

My Ideal Person I get my daily dick quota wherever I find it.
I just go about my regular day and, if I see a guy with a nice bulge, I seduce him on the spot.
So, if you see a brunette seriously checking out your zipper bulge, it's probably me - get ready to get attacked.

I respond to E-mails with dick-pics first, and I DO like to collect dick-pics, so don't be shy - send them!

If I do decide to meet an A.F.F. guy, It'll be based on the dick-pics I get. SIZE NOT AN ISSUE! REALLY! I like 'em all!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Bond, Queen, lots of Oldies groups

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
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Me A Hotel room A looooooooooooong weekend As many guys and girls as want me; one at a time, or all at once

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
No. I prefer real, everyday guys with hard dicks and small egos.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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