I’m very fluent in sarcasm, never faked it in my life! Lol.. Very easy going, LOVE to laugh & try new things..(not like jumping out of perfectly good planes or anything) I’m SO OVER the self absorbed, the ones who only get the talking part done, want a pen pal, or phone “sex”. Only into men!!! Sorry.. no women, couples could be ok as long as the women understand I’m not goin to touch them & they’re not touching me. No trans or cross dresser... NO JUDGEMENT... just so NOT my thing!

My Ideal Person Someone who likes to laugh & talk. I’m not picky on where we go or how we get there, as long as there’s good conversation & an eventual destination! Good with his (preferably BIG) hands.. Let’s be real, I’ve got BIG GIRLS, they like to be manhandled! Has to be a good kisser. If you kiss like you “can’t hold your licker”.. there won’t be a lot of it. And I love to kiss. Must be willing to try new things (except bringing another girl along...won’t happen) not like jumping out of a perfectly good plane, within reason. Can’t be too shy or bashful to take charge or make the 1st move! Pro tip guys.. females (on the whole) are NOT clairvoyant... (despite what they say) USE YOUR WORDS!! Tell us what you want to do!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Five Finger Death Punch...etc.. to George Jones.. to Motown

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level, Willingness to make 1st move& take total control... AFTER
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Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
No

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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