Yes. I am freaking awesome. When I walk into a room, people are in awe of me. If you think you can stand toe to toe me, you’re wrong. Other people have told me so. They said, “SilyconBond no one can stand toe to toe with you.” And I believe them. You want sex? Well…Depends…you have to pass a little test first. The Test: 1) When Instant Messaging SilyconBond for the first time do you? A. Casually slip in “I read your Blog.” into the conversation. B. Tell him what various instruments of torture you want to use on him. C. Reveal your whole life history and announce you are a cam girl. D. Tease him with references to articles of clothing you are not wearing. 2) When emailing SilyconBond for the first time do you? A. Send him a photo and announce “I’m Hot, let’s do this thing.” B. Reference his blog in the email. C. Ask him how big his penis is and ask for a picture. D. Let him know you are a serial killer and he is next on the list. 3) When meeting SilyconBond for the first time do you? A. Bring him flowers. B. Slap him on the ass and say “Hi!”. C. Observe him casually talking to other people in the room before making your move to tackle him. D. Make direct eye contact, and shake hands. 4) Taking SilyconBond back to your place do you?. A. Introduce him to the or cat that will be sharing the bed with him and you. B. Lock the door behind him so he can’t escape. C. Ask him to load the dishwasher. Then mow the lawn. Then Make the bed. D. Get so nervous that you announce, “I peed in my pants.”. 5) After sex, and both you and him are laying on the bed, do you? A. Allow him to stroke your hair and massage parts of your body. B. Yell at him, “We’re done! Get out!” C. Wait till he is asleep and restrain him to the bed for your pleasure later. D. Ask him to load the dishwasher. Mow the lawn. Make the Bed. To score, all A’s are 1’s. B’s are 2; etc. What’s your score? Even Standard members can message me. Second part, what’s in it for me? What’s your story? How do you want to feel? I like to hear other people talk. It’s my thing, so write me.

My Ideal Person Is rich, so i can stay at home and manage the household. I grill quite often, but it would be nice to have more time for me to cook other things. My Ideal Person doesn't bitch when I go to the gym. She enjoys physical touch, and has a preference for some other football team other than my Dallas Cowboys, after all we need something to argue about. A cheating Pats fan would elevate her status with me above all others. I would gladly skip the game if sex is involved...Cowboys who?

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Cusco, Rob Zombie, Warrior Project, Dudley Moore

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage, Conversation, Hand Holding

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each, Does she do laundry?

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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