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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MIGHT DRIVE A COMPANY CAR, DID YOU KNOW - Unknown  

stilwantmore 78F
9352 posts
11/14/2010 2:22 am
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MIGHT DRIVE A COMPANY CAR, DID YOU KNOW - Unknown

Great Features of the Company Car (doesn't belong to you):

Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.

Has a much shorter braking distance than
the private car.

Can take speed humps at twice the speed of
private cars.

The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never
have to be checked.

It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning
light flashing.

It needs cleaning less often than private cars.

The suspension is reinforced to allow for the
weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other
building materials.

Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated
by turning up the radio.

It needs no security system and may be left anywhere,
unlocked and with the keys in the ignition.

It is especially sand and<b> waterproof </font></b>for barbecues
and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.

stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
11/14/2010 8:43 am
    Quoting  :
I bet, I don't loan mine out to my son
or the teen grand. She would do some of the same,
especially the sand and clutter. I hate to even
get in hers to go anywhere. She might wash the outside, but never
does anything to the inside.


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