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We all have that one coworker....
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We all have that one coworker.... That BURST of rosy sunshine amidst the doom and gloom. Yah.... Just leave me alone with my storm cloud, Sunshine! I prefer to wallow in my misery! "Good morning [Secret_lade]!" I was in the restroom evaluating my level of disgust over the amount of static that had accumulated on my body during the course of the morning. Sweater stuck to me like second skin?? Check! Hair standing on end like I was holding a Van De Graah Generator?? Check check!! "Good morning! How are you today?" You could hear the myriad of static snaps as I pulled my sweater away from my layering tank top that lay beneath it. "You may not want to walk next to me, these's no telling what kind of electrical charge I may emit." For the first time in a few days I laughed. A good, long, heartfelt laugh. "You know, you are one of my favorite people to work with. Every day you are so beautiful, inside and out [Secret_lade]. Even on days like today, and I'm not quite sure what's going on with your hair...." We both laughed again as she quickly pulled her hand back after getting zapped when she tried to touch my shoulder. "Damn you, you burst my rain cloud. I was ready to spend the rest of my day complaining and grumbling about static and work and now I can't because you brightened my day!" She had the biggest smile and I could tell I'd made her day as well. I dedicate this post to those rosy bursts of sunshine out there..... Even when we don't want you to, you make our day. Happy Wednesday! |
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Rosy bursts of sunshine!!! Never thought we'd hear those words from your lips!!!!!
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Kinda brings to mind that Eagles song "Witchy Woman". Sparks fly from her fingertips.... lol
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Kinda brings to mind that Eagles song "Witchy Woman". Sparks fly from her fingertips.... lol Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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We got the same weather down here the humidity is in the low teens and every time I walk across the room I get a snap when i touch any thing,, At least you got some one's attention..
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wonder what it would feel like to zap a full erection right on the head lolololol
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We got the same weather down here the humidity is in the low teens and every time I walk across the room I get a snap when i touch any thing,, At least you got some one's attention.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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wonder what it would feel like to zap a full erection right on the head lolololol
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Bzzźz😂😂😂x your funny 
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I'm so glad you loved my post! It was a brief conversation, but it changed the tone of my whole week. It wouldn't be the same without those rays of sunshine.
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The static you generate could be the answer to the problem of climate change! We all need sunshine in our lives.
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People like that make one forget how many are asses. Happy Wednesday
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Static Guard. It can help control your ability to quick fry those co-workers you really do want to be around! 
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Holy cow. What a great co-worker! I love having those people around. Becoming a rare species. Absolute sweetheart.
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Ooops!! I typo'd. I would have spelled it wrong anyway, I would have spelled it with only one F anyway. I only had a few minutes to type this out this morning before I had to leave for work, I didn't do any proofreading.
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"Laugh and the world laughs with you." A sweater I bought recently was picking up a lot of static electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.
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Carry dryer sheet with you it eliminate statics You have force dry air at home get a small table top dehumidifier work great Even though you have to fill so turn it on and off when in the room. It will help you sleep better too. Wake up less congested. I have a few bubbly people in my life that Brighton up my world. Way to many downer to drown with. Your a bright 🌞 spot to me. Xoxoxoxoxo Now go zap someone for me.
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Static Guard. It can help control your ability to quick fry those co-workers you really do want to be around! Pagan Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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"Laugh and the world laughs with you." A sweater I bought recently was picking up a lot of static electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge. 
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Holy cow. What a great co-worker! I love having those people around. Becoming a rare species. Have a great day! 💋 Staci
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2/9/2022 6:23 am |
Bzzźz😂😂😂x your funny
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what a nice story
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Carry dryer sheet with you it eliminate statics You have force dry air at home get a small table top dehumidifier work great Even though you have to fill so turn it on and off when in the room. It will help you sleep better too. Wake up less congested. I have a few bubbly people in my life that Brighton up my world. Way to many downer to drown with. Your a bright 🌞 spot to me. Xoxoxoxoxo Now go zap someone for me.
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People like that make one forget how many are asses. Happy Wednesday This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.
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The static you generate could be the answer to the problem of climate change! We all need sunshine in our lives.
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That BURST of rosy sunshine amidst the doom and gloom. Yah.... Just leave me alone with my storm cloud, Sunshine! I prefer to wallow in my misery! "Good morning [Secret_lade]!" I was in the restroom evaluating my level of disgust over the amount of static that had accumulated on my body during the course of the morning. Sweater stuck to me like second skin?? Check! Hair standing on end like I was holding a Van De Graah Generator?? Check check!! "Good morning! How are you today?" You could hear the myriad of static snaps as I pulled my sweater away from my layering tank top that lay beneath it. "You may not want to walk next to me, these's no telling what kind of electrical charge I may emit." For the first time in a few days I laughed. A good, long, heartfelt laugh. "You know, you are one of my favorite people to work with. Every day you are so beautiful, inside and out [Secret_lade]. Even on days like today, and I'm not quite sure what's going on with your hair...." We both laughed again as she quickly pulled her hand back after getting zapped when she tried to touch my shoulder. "Damn you, you burst my rain cloud. I was ready to spend the rest of my day complaining and grumbling about static and work and now I can't because you brightened my day!" She had the biggest smile and I could tell I'd made her day as well. I dedicate this post to those rosy bursts of sunshine out there..... Even when we don't want you to, you make our day. Happy Wednesday!
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