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I cant find my remote... A Tale of Terror as told by Secret_lade
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I cant find my remote... A Tale of Terror as told by Secret_lade I awoke in the night.... The room was dark and I was tangled in bed sheets and blankets. "What the hell?!?" Frustrated that I couldn't get my arm free, I flung the comforter from my body in an attempt to figure out what was going on. Bam! The moment I flung that comforter an object struck the wall and I could hear it sliding down into the crevice between my bed and wall. Startled.... With my free arm, I quickly turned on the bedside lamp and surveyed the landscape of my room. Too many scary movies again. Everything was just as I'd left it when I'd fallen asleep earlier. I looked down to see that I'd managed to coil myself up in the top sheet on my bed, my legs were free but being a side sleeper my sheet had wrapped itself around my torso and bound one arm. "Oh, shit. It was the remote." I had started patting the bed down, looking for my remote, when it hit me.... That object?? Striking the wall next to me?? Was likely the remote flying through the air as I flung the comforter. Ah, crap.... Why can't I just *not* fall asleep with the remote in my hand? It would certainly make life easier..... If I did that, though... I'd not have this tale of terror to share with you all, though. Happy Middle of the Night Tuesday! |
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1/6/2022 9:15 am |
I know, tell me about it! It's impossible to change channels when everything is streamed anymore. You need the remote!
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I had an image of Tilly hitting the wall! 
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Oh noooo....I hope it didn't break when it hit the wall. I broke my phone in a somewhat similar incident involving my bed covers on NYE. Sucked to high heaven. Happy Wednesday
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Haha...that truly is scary...the remote gone😂😂😂
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At least there's a good tale to tell despite your sleep travails. 
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mc_justmc Actually did do that one time with my cat 🙀 He hid and avoided me the entire day !! secret_lade " Too many scary movies again. " Maybe it is time to stay away from Scary, Romance or Porn and try some Westerns 🤣🤠
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Could have been worse. Could have been a vibrator instead of a remote lol. Now that's a buzzworthy tale! Yes, I'm terrible. Lol
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my remote conked out one time. spent the rest of the next couple of days running back and forth to the tv until I figured out that the remote for the VCR might work. it did. I got some exercise for those days. So, what else is new? 👻🦃😎❗❗🏡📺
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i wouldn't mind holding the remote for ya  
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What a nightmare! 
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The remote was just fine, it was certainly a pain in the ass pulling my bed out away from the wall to get it, though. Yikes!
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What a nightmare! 
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i wouldn't mind holding the remote for ya
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my remote conked out one time. spent the rest of the next couple of days running back and forth to the tv until I figured out that the remote for the VCR might work. it did. I got some exercise for those days. So, what else is new? 👻🦃😎❗❗🏡📺 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Could have been worse. Could have been a vibrator instead of a remote lol. Now that's a buzzworthy tale! Yes, I'm terrible. Lol My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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I had an image of Tilly hitting the wall! secret_lade " Too many scary movies again. " Maybe it is time to stay away from Scary, Romance or Porn and try some Westerns 🤣🤠
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At least there's a good tale to tell despite your sleep travails.
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1/5/2022 5:42 am |
Haha...that truly is scary...the remote gone😂😂😂
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Oh noooo....I hope it didn't break when it hit the wall. I broke my phone in a somewhat similar incident involving my bed covers on NYE. Sucked to high heaven. Happy Wednesday This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.
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Hopefully it didn't break when it hit the wall....and you'll be able to retrieve it from under the bed without too much trouble.
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1/5/2022 4:51 am |
I had an image of Tilly hitting the wall!
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Hopefully it didn't break when it hit the wall....and you'll be able to retrieve it from under the bed without too much trouble. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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 goodbuddy781
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I awoke in the night.... The room was dark and I was tangled in bed sheets and blankets. "What the hell?!?" Frustrated that I couldn't get my arm free, I flung the comforter from my body in an attempt to figure out what was going on. Bam! The moment I flung that comforter an object struck the wall and I could hear it sliding down into the crevice between my bed and wall. Startled... With my free arm, I quickly turned on the bedside lamp and surveyed the landscape of my room. Too many scary movies again. Everything was just as I'd left it when I'd fallen asleep earlier. I looked down to see that I'd managed to coil myself up in the top sheet on my bed, my legs were free but being a side sleeper my sheet had wrapped itself around my torso and bound one arm. "Oh, shit. It was the remote." I had started patting the bed down, looking for my remote, when it hit me.... That object?? Striking the wall next to me?? Was likely the remote flying through the air as I flung the comforter. Ah, crap.... Why can't I just *not* fall asleep with the remote in my hand? It would certainly make life easier..... If I did that, though... I'd not have this tale of terror to share with you all, though. Happy Middle of the Night Tuesday!
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