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A Few Things Should Be Mandatory At The Convention
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A Few Things Should Be Mandatory At The Convention I have been cruising the blogs today. Something struck me as I was spitting coffee on the monitor. We are all having a convention in Chicago! This means...we'll be meeting LIVE. Face-to-face. Hence a problem. Naturally, there will be drinks. There will be talking. There will be jokes and various antics. There will be drinks spraying from mouths everywhere! That just won't due. I'm thinking that maybe we all should consider wearing surgical face shields,<b> waterproof </font></b>boots, and raincoats. Face spewage isn't pretty you know. Garments may become damaged as well. Hmm, just considered something else too...diapers. Not only for role playing LMAO, but to prevent that unwanted wetness from rearing it's ugly head. OK, face masks, raincoats, protective boots, and diapers ought to cover it. Uh oh...there will be loads of laughter...that means there's a good chance of abdominal cramping. Better add Motrin to the list too. Hmm, laughter, cramping, that means hysterical laughter is probable. Better include some oxygen too. Uh oh...there are bound to a smokers...fire and oxygen? Better have fire extinguishers too. Better have an ambulance ready just in case we can't pull someone out of the hysterics. Hmm, may want to consider an on call doctor or two. Probably a good idea to have a shrink available too, to the help everyone out after spending 10 minutes with me. Better have a disclaimer form. And warning signs. Probably an attorney or two as well. Hmm.... I sure hope the planners have taken all this into consideration!  [blog talldarkavg1] |
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9/16/2005 11:07 am |
The laughter is going to be ALL of YOUR fault Mr. Average1. If you are even half as funny on the blogs as you are in person? We are all in trouble!!
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Depends. Don't forget the Depends. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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Katey...you aren't attending? How can you pass on this action? [blog talldarkavg1]
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9/16/2005 11:25 am |
Should we warn FEMA that this group is headed for the Windy City?
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lol at TopFisher...uh oh!  (is da planner...checking pulse rate now) BREATHE.............. 
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9/16/2005 12:04 pm |
We are counting on it being that way and MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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44 DD there will be LOADS of funny people there and I suspect everyone will be playing off everyone else. And a little FYI...I'm much less inhibited in person. [blog talldarkavg1]
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LOL Wahine...I was thinking about that with the diapers comment. I guess Depends are a bit more Adult . [blog talldarkavg1]
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Saint...I hope I won't need them. I try to pee every hour on the hour so maybe I'll be OK. NOT. [blog talldarkavg1]
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LMAO Saint...body bags? Body bags? ROFLMAO [blog talldarkavg1]
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Fisher thank you for the heads up! FEMA is a wise approach. If we call today...they just might be there in late October! [blog talldarkavg1]
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I think that there should be a rule in order at the convention. Anything that you spew on someone, you have to lick off.   Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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LOL Luke...forget the Mosquito Festival and attend. It's that simple! [blog talldarkavg1]
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LMAO Playful...this is going to be your baby! [blog talldarkavg1]
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Blonde...More? Do tell <WEG>. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Daphne that could be a VERY dangerous thing to start. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Alas Huny...I am the oldest WHERE EVER I go. Deep sigh. [blog talldarkavg1]
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if you forget your condom, just rememebr that a shower cap from your room coupled with a napkin ring from the dinner table should get you through.... and if your diaphram goes MIA, there's always "corking" as a substitute, in which case we recommend the Green Label Tabasco sauce (Red label should be reserved for those with some corking experience)... no swimsuit? no problem a little shoe polich can't handle to give you that fresh Mardi Gras painted tight look with a bikini in your choice of colors (black, white, sandal).... forgot your viagra? ask the wait-staff to get you one of those rubber bands from the kitchen used to secure the broccoli stems and a few kosher pickles for splinting (we don't want to offend the jewish ladies)....
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LOL Dandth...helpful hints are welcome! [blog talldarkavg1]
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9/16/2005 2:43 pm |
All I have to say is very "INTERESTING". You are is what I am referrng to.
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9/16/2005 11:49 pm |
Puce is the color you see when someone can hold in in no more and they just let it well you know,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, hey wait a min that was suppose to be a "c" not a "k" opppppppsy my mistake ,
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LMAO, I need that here reading you at home or at work... and TT, you have to come to Alaska to get some duct tape...we are the worlds largest consumer of it.... T  T         
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9/17/2005 7:33 am |
Less inhibited in public??? lol...oh dear...
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9/17/2005 8:20 am |
Bottled water...need lots of that to choke those Viagra down with! Get one of those bad boys stuck in your throat! Mother of all Criks!!! kpb2
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If I attend I will be needed to step outside periodically for a cigarette. I do not do well if my nicotine levels are down. I am open to companionship...and he must bring his fire extinguisher! 
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9/17/2005 10:37 am |
CHICAGO! I live there! I need to ask if I can come (I have a blog, but it's newer and waaay too wordy). And boy, do I ever have duct tape. And big soft stuffed animals. Can those be used as pillows or must all pillows be regulation size, according to standards set by the SOFA (Soft Object Fighting Association)?
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Puce is close to split pea green... left in the pan over night....LMAO T T
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oops, I missed the 'diapers' comment. {note to self: scratch Depends off list. Replace with bifocals) Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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(I'm looking into getting "regulation" pillows this week)
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Traveling...way ahead of you. Already been there. Neaner neaner neeeeeaner. [blog talldarkavg1]
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LOL traveling...just trying to help broaden your horizons. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Inquisi thank you...assuming interesting is something positive LOL. If you are from the Indiana State Board of Mentak Health...my sons Luke and Cabo write all my stuff as I am elderly, unable, and quite feeble. [blog talldarkavg1]
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LMAO Blonde. I am so going to need Depends at this convention. [blog talldarkavg1]
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T seriously? I always figured Indiana was. We even use it as lines on the streets. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Risky IF that is indeed the case...admit yourself at once before it gets out of control! I failed to react in time and...well...look at me. A mind is a terrible thing to warp. [blog talldarkavg1]
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DT all too true. In here I tend to be more reserved and well thought out. Live...unfortunately...when it pops into my head it pops out my mouth. [blog talldarkavg1]
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kpb2...you SWALLOW Viagra? LMAO...no wonder those devils pop out everytime I pee. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Bella I have a feeling you'll never be without an entourage where ever you go. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Evie hit playful's blog. All the details are there and welcome aboard! This is a really fun place chocked full of wonderful people. The convention is one heck of an opportunity to meet and enjoy everyone in person. Not to mention...the rare chance to spit a drink on someone you hardly know! [blog talldarkavg1]
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LMAO T...sounds so attractive. [blog talldarkavg1]
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LMAO Wahine...I am dead without mine! [blog talldarkavg1]
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Traveling...you been doing mushrooms again? Ah...wrong blog. This one's mine. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Playful...NO catnip either! [blog talldarkavg1]
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9/18/2005 4:07 pm |
Tall I will bring my paramedic bag that does include oxygen. Also in Illinois you will find our hotels include fire extinguishers. Bella I smoke (well normally only during oral sex) but I also have an extinguisher in the car. You can still smoke indoors here.
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split pea SOUP.. greenish grey... shup TT T T
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9/19/2005 7:22 am |
Programs, you gotta have programs! How else you gonna distinguish the boobs from the BOOBS?
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Dano thank you. Good to see my back is covered! [blog talldarkavg1]
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T...I'm lost. LMAO like that's new. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Programs are an excellent idea Cookie. You assuming command of the production? [blog talldarkavg1]
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9/19/2005 2:12 pm |
As far as party games I asked Bella to teach pole dancing 101 I am hopeful she accepts and am saving singles as we speak.
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<-------- Pole volunteer! [blog talldarkavg1]
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