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In Praise of AFF Sex Workers
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In Praise of AFF Sex Workers To all those who envision AdultFriendFinder as a restive, over-amped marketplace for their personal services, I offer my thoughts and prayers in these tumultuous times. At a time when- more than ever- we all need to get laid, most of your prospective customers are sheltered-in-place under the watchful eyes of family and friends. And those who do enjoy (reckless) mobility have probably been laid-off from their job at the auto parts store and thus have time, but no *roses*. That said, it is not called *the oldest profession* for nothing. Where there's a Y-chromosome, there's likely a libido and/or a packet of Cialis. I have no doubt that *the Hobby* (such a charming euphemism!) persists, even during the present contagion. And just so! What truly makes America great is the relentless matching of demand and supply in our marketplaces, be they stock exchanges or digital brothels. In the spirit of such plucky enterprise, I offer a few of my own "New Rules" for AdultFriendFinder Sex Workers: 1. If you have been a member of AdultFriendFinder for less than 10 minutes and launch a blog to proffer your lascivious talents, you are urged to NOT use the settings that make your posts "friends-only" readable. Given your AdultFriendFinder Friends Network has population ZERO, you have a blog *written in the wilderness where no one can see it.* 2. If you populate your profile with *alluring* pix, adjust the camera angle to *hide* the 15 pounds you have gained during your sheltering-in-place. Better yet, do what the rest of us do and use someone else's pictures for your profile. 3. Resist the<b> temptation </font></b>to self-identify as "Bad". While it conjures visions of all sorts of nasty sex to be enjoyed, I am going run a competing AdultFriendFinder sex ad and self-identify as "Worse". 4. If your hilariously-incompetent marketing does miraculously yield a prospective *Hobbyist*- run! Anyone stupid enough to engage a sex worker in the peak our infection cycle is likely not only a vector for COVID-19, but strains 1-18 as well. 5. Stay healthy. Like the rest of us, the most crucial mission for you right now is to get through this shit alive. Peace out. |
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A shout-out to one of our newest bloggers!
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Genius!
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Good safety tips! ❗😊 Do they read? 🤔 Cheers... 👍😎🍷🍷 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Now that's funny!
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Or being blocked by a certain blogger because I did not agree 100% with her post.
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I have no idea which new bloggers you are referring to but you are so on point..I hope all is well with you and yours and all are healthy and staying safe..xx Happy Easter..
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lol @ do what the rest of us do...lol. Another good reason to have none....lol Cant stand those Blogs that i click on and thennnnnnn it says " only friends " UgH. At least have that courtesy to say that in the Header. and im blocked from at least 2 that i know of....for reasons that i dont even know. Oy Vey ~~ #staysafehealthyhome
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If your referring too who I believe you are !! The first time I saw her blog post; I thought the profile pic looked like a YOUNG teenager !! My other thing is; Why even BLOG if your posts are for Friends Only to View (which likely is Zero) !!! Why WASTE your time !!!
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That's funny shit Into Your mind with Felicia 7829
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