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Fear of Flying 2020: How to Succeed at Abstinence without Really Trying  

justaguyinalaska 58M
40 posts
3/12/2020 12:29 pm
Fear of Flying 2020: How to Succeed at Abstinence without Really Trying

Although it is likely that our existential crisis will get even worse before it gets better, I offer-up a meager attempt at lightening our mood.

With the Pandemic officially declared, we are now channeling our inner Rosie the Riveter and patriotically striving to flatten the curve through social distancing. [If nothing else, I am titillated with how enriched our nomenclature has become in the past week!]

I have no doubt that the entire AdultFriendFinder community will comply in immediate cessation of all fraternizing, connecting, hooking-up, romping and group-groping- in short, forsaking all the pleasures that presumably brought us all together in the first place. I am certainly no authority (much less proselytizer) on bioethics, but I guess I am on-board with "doing the right thing" and self-quarantining.

However, despite my virtuous intentions, the grim reality is that we may be faced with months of enforced isolation and- like a Catholic cleric- I will assuredly wrestle with the demons of<b> temptation </font></b>and weakness of the flesh.

To that effect, I have assembled a survival kit for this lockdown:

Big-screen, 4KUHD-ready monitor (check);
600 mbps cable modem (check);
Oculus Quest VR headset (check);
Pornhub Premium upgraded membership (check);
1 quart bottle Wet Lubes Platinum concentrated lubricant (check); and (of course)
Plenty of anti-bac toilettes and toilet paper.

I now feel prepared to wait-out our contagion while vigorously "treating [my] body like an amusement park." ["Seinfeld", 1992].



justaguyinalaska 58M
879 posts
3/13/2020 3:42 pm
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[Deep breath for me]
Let me confess that three years is beyond reckoning for my Troglodyte sensibilities. I am headed to your blog to better understand. And, if social distancing becomes martial law, I will most assuredly seek your counsel on *survival skills*! Cheers, mate.


justaguyinalaska 58M
879 posts
3/13/2020 3:55 pm
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Compliments always appreciated! Criticism as well- although I'll confess to preferring the former. Cheers, mate.


justaguyinalaska 58M
879 posts
3/16/2020 12:44 am
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Truth be told I have never even used, much less owned a VR headset. I did explore psychedelics in college and *acquired* a highly-animated imagination. Indeed, I sometimes wonder- in the spirt of Harlan Ellison and Jerry Garcia- that I might still be on a *long, strange trip* I started a few decades ago. Cheers, mate!


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