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Scammers v Neanderthal it’s a girl boy thing
Scammers v Neanderthal it’s a girl boy thing So a deep and meaningful discussion with candidate number 7, would have been number 3 but he got COVID and bailed out on me, but now he has recovered from his death bed he has returned and declared himself a fan..... only took a near death experience for him to realise what a catch I am..... so anyway, after the cut and thrust of intelligent wit and repartee, on my part obviously as he’s been poorly, he tells me that my Neanderthal followers who want to ‘wank on my tits’ ‘show me the time of my life and can we do it this afternoon love cos I’m off work and I can squeeze you in between picking up the from school....’ are small fry to his scammers, so I asked him to explain and he said you hold member studs get scammed by poor damsels in distress who are getting turfed out of their accommodation with their poor fatherless , if only you could help.... So I’ve come up with a cunning plan my lord..... I will talk dirty, claim to be in lurrrrve with you and tell you tales of how my husband walked out on me, leaving me all alone with the bills and debts, and you feel so sorry for me that you offer to give me your pocket money for the week in return for....... and to be honest this is where I get stuck, what are they offering you for this money, cos whatever it is I can trump it with knobs on, and since my initial idea of selling my knickers fell through, due to my lack of knicker wearing... I think this new venture could take off, what do you think? Is it a goer??? just joanna |
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