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Blogs > hotdreamer1000 > While I was Dreaming

Do Not Expose My Butt  

hotdreamer1000 64M
8703 posts
6/27/2013 7:06 am

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7/2/2013 2:40 pm
Do Not Expose My Butt

I mis-read the instructions on a service provider's letter today. I must be going disc lexic as my music producer friend used to say. It was actually directing me to a web link "signmy....." and at a glance it did look like "butt." It reminded me of a lovely girl I know who used to go to night clubs and get drunk before asking guys to sign her tits. She was (probably still is ) very proud of them. I kind of get that. Okay it's a bit exhibitionist, but it is confident and sexy and I like that.

Then there was that famous Eric Clapton album where "EC was here" was written in lipstick on a woman's back. I liked that too. A pity the album was not one of his best though. Anyway, the thing is, I would quite like to sign someones butt in lipstick, but then what do you do? Surely not show it to everyone else? And anyway, it's a bit proprietorial in not a very nice way really. Plus it would wash straight off. Unless it was<b> waterproof </font></b>lipstick. I suppose that's why people get tattoos with their lover's names on and stuff. But I'm not interested in anything permanent.

Just thinking this through, I guess I would be quite into chocolate and cream painting on someones body. I'm not normally one for food play and props generally, but I could get turned on by doing the artwork I think. Not for public viewing, but just for the process of it. Yes, that's quite sexy to me.

Meanwhile, my coffee filter glass jug has just cracked and I need to get a new one. I notice it says "do not expose to extreme temperatures" on the side. What did they think I was going to do with it?

tigger678902 57F
4545 posts
6/27/2013 9:56 am

 I'm with you on the food play bit, but there are washable body paints, let your inner pervy rembrant loose
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hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
6/27/2013 10:27 am
    Quoting tigger678902:
    I'm with you on the food play bit, but there are washable body paints, let your inner pervy rembrant loose
PervyRembrandt - sounds like a good username!


Violette001 52F
4619 posts
6/27/2013 11:03 am

 lol =) my daughter's friend brought a japanese soda bottle with her yesterday. it has the longest list of don'ts on it! Among them one was: 'To avoid injury, do not place the cap opener or marble in your mouth and do not place any body parts into the bottle.' and i had to laugh as all kinds of body parts tried to fit themselves into the bottle, in my mind.

and i'm with you on the body painting thing... could be great fun!! =) AND.. there's also edible massage oils/lotions. but that's not the same as painting...
"Do not put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket"
--Author Unknown


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
6/27/2013 3:28 pm
    Quoting Violette001:
    lol =) my daughter's friend brought a japanese soda bottle with her yesterday. it has the longest list of don'ts on it! Among them one was: 'To avoid injury, do not place the cap opener or marble in your mouth and do not place any body parts into the bottle.' and i had to laugh as all kinds of body parts tried to fit themselves into the bottle, in my mind.

    and i'm with you on the body painting thing... could be great fun!! =) AND.. there's also edible massage oils/lotions. but that's not the same as painting...
lol!


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
6/27/2013 3:29 pm
    Quoting  :
"for posterity" - neat.


marysia4u 68F

6/27/2013 10:16 pm

 I'll put my hand up to be your canvas.


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
6/28/2013 2:33 am
    Quoting marysia4u:
    I'll put my hand up to be your canvas.

Only your hand?


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
6/28/2013 2:34 am
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Ewwwwww!


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
7/2/2013 2:40 pm
    Quoting  :
Yeah, I've seen that too. They should write that warning on the food standards agency office!


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