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Blogs > gottaring > Out of the Mouth of a Babe...

Hey La, Hey La, My Boyfriend's Back  

gottaring 52F  
10199 posts
6/15/2012 7:00 pm
Hey La, Hey La, My Boyfriend's Back
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When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...


ABBC12356 41M
2268 posts
4/15/2016 4:49 am

 GOOD


sandyk1 41M
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7/2/2012 6:55 am

 i liked it


sandyk1 41M
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7/2/2012 6:55 am

 hmm gud one ..


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
6/18/2012 9:50 am

 Well, you did mention that he sounds like Homer, so why not Homer? Since it also sounds like he knocks it out of the park every time at bat! And you got a tool that's a multitasker! Kudos to you! Take it easy, guns are cold.
Take it easy, guns are cold.


gottaring replies on 6/19/2012 10:38 am:
I refuse to name my vibe after a fat, sloppy bald cartoon character, lol. It's just not right. Maybe Gunner is a better name .

Participant1 48M
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6/18/2012 7:44 am

 Thinking of names of dolphins brought me to Flicka...not accurate enough as this new fella sounds a little less delicate. Flucka?...conjures up images of a fluffy chicken which is neither sexy nor masculine. So I ended up with Alejandro, mostly due to Lady Gaga song now playing on the radio and your seeming propensity for latin names. Id does have a certain romantic ring to it while explaining the grunting it does...those latinos are hard working. I hope yours keeps you "hot like Mexico"


gottaring replies on 6/19/2012 10:39 am:
I'm pretty sure Flicka was a horse, wasn't she?

PurplePeach72 52F
9194 posts
6/18/2012 2:24 am

 I'm on the hunt for my next sex toy and tattoo...lol...Sorry I've been away so long. It will take me forever to get even semi caught up on your blog. Just wanted to let you know I was thinking of you and hoping life is being good to you. Wish you were Vajazzling again this Aug!
Kisses,
LA
Kisses,
LA


gottaring replies on 6/19/2012 10:40 am:
I'm happy to see you, Peach! And I wish I could make it to DC, I had such an amazing time last year! Unfortunately,
Hope all is well in your world! Can't wait to see the new Tat!

mflater1 74M  
50414 posts
6/17/2012 4:35 am

 gottaring replies on 6/16/2012 10:29 pm:
But it doesn't hum! It...rattles and shakes and growls, lol.

Nice new profile pic

TY I am getting lots of complements on it. Have a great Sunday.
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








rm_4jasmine2 53F
10698 posts
6/16/2012 4:13 pm

 I had such a good laugh at this hilarious post - thanks!!
What about naming him BOB - Battery Operated Boyfriend ...
Something interesting in my life: A surprise on my naked body this morning
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gottaring replies on 6/16/2012 7:27 pm:
I thought of that, but I knew a guy named Bob who I didn't like very much, lol.

mflater1 74M  
50414 posts
6/16/2012 12:54 pm

 Ramone is good but how about hummer.
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








gottaring replies on 6/16/2012 7:29 pm:
But it doesn't hum! It...rattles and shakes and growls, lol.

Nice new profile pic .

Indi297 56F
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6/16/2012 10:06 am

 Well who turns you on the most here on the site? I think the guys should have a naming contest. He who comes up with the name wins a picture of the rocket launcher. Minus the lady bits of course.


gottaring replies on 6/16/2012 7:46 pm:
Um. I hate to state (what I think) is obvious, but I dont think the dudes want to see a pic of my vibe, lol.

It might intimidate some of them .

GimmeAThrill 55M  
24635 posts
6/16/2012 9:58 am
    Quoting dreamon78:
    Flipper is way too obvious, at least ifor those of us over 45.
Might be obvious, but apropos.
Smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.


gardenboy321 61M  
41936 posts
6/16/2012 8:40 am

 Well, since you mentioned weed whacker... how about "garden tool" or boy even? Maybe that's a rather impersonal name, but...it does moisten the flower bed does it not?
Thoughts from the Garden...


gottaring replies on 6/16/2012 7:47 pm:
If moistening the flower bed is the objective, then 'underground sprinkler system' would be an appropriate name, lol.

Nordischbear 64M
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6/16/2012 8:27 am

 Postscript: I've taken the new toy for a test run and have subsequently determined that 'Jesus H. Christ' might be an appropriate name to bestow upon my new friend...at full throttle, this thing sounds like a cross between a weed whacker and Homer Simpson...Luckily, I was in a state of hysterical deafness for most of it, lol. I guess if the noise ever gets on my nerves, I can always use it as an auger to plant my spring bulbs.

ROTFLMAO...Well, at least you've taken the edge off a little! And yes, Serge as in "surge." Wasn't thinking of the other one, but damn, does sort of dampen things...and NOT in a good way. Lemme see what I can think of next...


bbcjay8in_isback 47M

6/16/2012 8:06 am

 "Of course, using that same logic, I could just call it 'Hubby'."


Adventures of a Reformed Midwestern Player

Go 'head. You know you wanna.


thatdamncat 66F
3929 posts
6/16/2012 6:13 am

 Damnit Woman, between you and Snuggs....... Im gonna need a new monitor from all the "spitting" Ive been doing with laughter.
"You've seen my descent, Now watch my rising!" - Rumi

Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are forged from it - Michele K.


bbcjay8in_isback 47M

6/15/2012 8:49 pm

 'JAY'
Adventures of a Reformed Midwestern Player

Go 'head. You know you wanna.


gottaring replies on 6/15/2012 9:09 pm:
It's not big enough, black enough or far enough away for that name to apply.

Of course, using that same logic, I could just call it 'Hubby'.

hornyguyMN 43M
16352 posts
6/15/2012 8:28 pm

 Only thing I ever bought at one of those places was a paddle. That was a couple weeks ago come to think of it. But I go a couple towns over.

I don't name my toys, but maybe Ness, sort for necessity.


gottaring replies on 6/15/2012 9:17 pm:
I know that naming my toys might seem odd. But I name all of my appliances- I'm weird like that. Besides, it's comes naturally to say, "I need some time with Jeff", or "Dammit, Jeff! Don't quit on me- I'm not done with you yet!" Or when I was on vacation, I'd say "I miss Jeff."

Making 'it' more 'human' makes me feel less...pervy, lol.

Diogenes5959 64M

6/15/2012 8:25 pm

 Clitter Flipper. I'm sticking with the dolphin theme.


gottaring replies on 6/15/2012 9:21 pm:
Um. Creative, but too hard to say in the heat of the moment. Anthropomorphisizing (sp?) my vibrator makes things more personal and intimate. And I don't doink dolphins.

rm_dpg1217 59M
427 posts
6/15/2012 8:16 pm

 If you weren't so far away, I would love to convince you to name it, "unnecessary".
Impress me, by not trying to!


gottaring replies on 6/15/2012 9:10 pm:
That's a helluva good answer! Witty, snarky, yet sweet in it's own way.

Well done!

dreamon78 64M  
1199 posts
6/15/2012 8:13 pm

 Flipper is way too obvious, at least ifor those of us over 45.
Life's a journey not a destination

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Nordischbear 64M
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6/15/2012 8:12 pm
    Quoting  :
That's a good one! I was going to suggest "Serge," but Dolph can rock it.


gottaring replies on 6/15/2012 9:08 pm:
You meant 'Serge' as in 'surge', which makes sense. But all I could imagine was the guy who played Balky on that sitcom Perfect Strangers. Remember when he played that art dealers fem assistant in Beverly Hills Cop? Wasn't that characters name Serge?

And just like that, I'm back to the drawing board.

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/15/2012 7:59 pm

 i have some suggestions for you as far as replacements go. i also think you should name it pseudo? as in pseudo phallus.


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