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Blogs > Prof10001 > Publish or perish?

Too much time online  

Prof10001 64M
7258 posts
3/21/2017 6:34 pm

Last Read:
3/22/2017 6:47 pm
Too much time online

One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned guy and says: "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replies the stunned man. With that she reaches over and unzips a<b> waterproof </font></b>pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.

Trembling the castaway replies: "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"

At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively, and asks: "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a laptop?"

author51 61F
129960 posts
3/22/2017 12:48 am

 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!


goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
3/22/2017 4:56 am

 I really believe that there are some people right on this site that actually think that way.


rskinney62 62M

3/22/2017 6:23 am

 LMAO! That is pathetic!
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