10804 posts 1/24/2010 8:20 pm
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Bob's Weekly Advice.....
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Welcum one, Welcum all, It's a whole new question from Ask Bob So it's time to sit back, kick up your feet and spread them wide, it's time for old Bob here to grab you by the ankles and give it to you the way you ask for it..... right between the ears.
Many of you have longed for it, you've waited for it, and many of you have creamed your panties over it...... It's that time once again from the pages of Ask Bob and Live from the pants of Massageman, .... It's BOB!!!!!
 
How the fuck are you all this week? ..... what am I kidding, I don't care.
This week I've been traveling, I'm now in Tennessee, North Carolina, Arizonan and very very soon landing in Canada. I can't wait to become a Canadian porn star  And hopefully I can plan a "Bob Party" for all those Bob owners to come around and have a Bob style Orgy..... Sound fun?
Anyways, I digress.....
This weeks questions comes from
Dearest wiseclown Bob...How do you go about cleaning your "toys" after a "session" be it alone...or with a partner? Wanna make sure those things are squeaky clean the next time I use them. (Not that I use them all the time or anything  ) Just curious...Ive been told alcohol...or antibacterial soap (but I find that washing them with soap sometimes results in non working friends) Please help oh wise one...help me preserve my "funsticks" for lots of future fun!
Smooches!!
"Pay no attention to the man behind the clown...beyond the zipper"
Well my dearest toy enthusiast, I do believe that it really depends on they type of toy and the materal it's made from. Now your local "Toy Shop" should sell cleaning agents for each style.
Now most common cleaning agent that can be used is bleach and water. Diluting 1 to 2 cup of bleach to 1/2 gallon of water. Now of course only doing this to toys that are<b> waterproof </font></b>and no electrical components. Wouldn't need you shocking yourself or others.
Now for the more sensitive ones, you'll need to use something more.... controllable then water. Now there are a variety of different cleaning gels that are made to help clean more in detail toys, getting into cracks, without messing with the sensitive parts.
Now as for which one works best for your toys, you need to ask your "Toy Professional" store for the best option. Sense I don't know the kind you are using.
Now for the ordinary plan dildo or glass..... believe it or not, the Dishwasher works best.
I know this isn't the biggest direct help on the matter, but this gives a general. Antibacterial soaps are good for a quick clean, but they won't always do the job right. So you need to consult the manufactures and store owners on what really works best.
I hope this has helped you and a few others that are "Not so regular users" of your toys in some proper ways to clean.
Do you Dare ask bob a question? Do you have a burning question that only Bob can answer? Is it about how to put batteries in your toys? Is it how to suck a mean cock? Or how to run a naked mile safely? The best way to Set Up the video camera? Hell, do you just want to know how to be a better lover? Then just Ask Bob
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1/24/2010 9:40 pm
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very funny
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18009 posts 1/25/2010 4:24 am |
Glad you found it useful  |
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18009 posts 1/25/2010 4:26 am |
| who you calling funny? this is very serious, there's nothing funny about it |
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18009 posts 1/25/2010 7:41 pm |
Well not me personally.... not unless some hottie wants to help with a plane ticket for a week trip so that my ass could get spanked and that I could spank their ass, amoung other things, in return  |
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
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18009 posts 1/25/2010 7:46 pm |
| You know, I almost got in trouble at work typing the letter sent with Bob, Talking about Bob becoming a Canadian Porn star...... the look on the bosses face was priceless, lol |
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18009 posts 1/25/2010 7:48 pm |
Well I guess Bob doesn't know everything  |
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