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Today, I rant
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Today, I rant See my cock pic?   Actual content that has nothing to do with this pic is posted in first comment cuz grammar gremlins This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side. |
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So, look, the shit I'm about to “go off” about generally doesn't matter. I'm not writing this to bring people down, more like I just want to get some of my first world problems off of my chest. Mmmmkay? Cool? Cool. First off, fire ants. I mean, seriously, what being created these hateful little fuckers? I was gardening, without gloves (don't come at me, it's still in the eighties during the day in Florida, too flipping hot for gloves), went to pull out a weed...BAM, I'm being bit. You should have seen me dancing around the back yard trying to get to the hose. Lort, I must have looked ridiculous to the ducks that were fucking by the fence. Oh yes, people, I have ducks, lots and lots of disgusting ducks who populate my yard all the time. And, they fuck while they're in my yard. Seriously, the gall. If momma ain't fucking, ain't no one supposed to be fucking. Speaking of, did you know that male ducks have corkscrew penises? No, really, not kidding. I've seen my share since I've lived here. Shoot, they're over here gaining ground on my AdultFriendFinder homepage, so many duck penises you all...too many. Anyway, I finally got all of the asinine demon insects off of me, but now my ankles and one hand looks as though I've developed leprosy or some other skin condition. Ignorant detestable spawns of Satan. (I'm saying this with the Church Lady's voice from SNL in my head by the way). Anyhoo Fireworks. Look, I get people want to celebrate, but I was up until 2am New Years Eve waiting on my neighbors to quit their banging. My cats are all up in my face no later than 8am. I don't get to sleep in, oh no no no. You'd think people would be courteous to others. Ah, but courtesy has long flown out the window in many instances, hasn't it? Anyhoo I broke my mother fucking phone. My new got damned phone. The damn screen, shattered. I'm such a dork. Why do I get expensive things when I'm clumsy enough to break almost everything. Shoot, you should all see my laptop. This thing is holding together by a couple of screws...cracks everywhere. Tile floors are a bitch, just saying. White tile floors are even worse cuz they're so difficult to keep clean. So, yeah, I have insurance because I know my clumsy self well. Still had to fork over the deductible and tax. It'll be here on Monday, I think, if the delivery service works as it's supposed to. Look at me, I don't even know which service it is. Doesn't matter, really, I'll just be happy to be able to see my screen unimpeded by a billion cracks. What did I do? Whelp, New Year's Eve when I finally got to go to bed, I put the phone on my bed. Then, I went in the bathroom to get ready for bed. When I walked back in my bedroom and got undressed, I drew back the blanket and sheets, and boom went the phone. Okay, okay, I was perturbed and tired at the time, it was probably more like flipping than drawing back.  Sure, I have a case, didn't matter. Not with the velocity in which it hit the floor, apparently. Such a Klutz Just plain forgot I put it there Ah well I don't really have anything else to rant about...errrr...ummm I made potato soup yesterday with the ham bone from Christmas. So good y'all, so good.  How many cook from recipes? I mean, like, I bake from a recipe because baking is science and my memory is crapola. But, I cook from the heart, it's more like art. A dash of this, a pinch of that, taste, repeat. Ya know? Anyway, I have a few friends coming over later to pick some of it up, they for it when they know I've made ham. It'll be nice to see them. Happy Sunday All This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.
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what a hot cock! LOL
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On my property there are 3 fire ant nests in the ground. I made them a deal years ago - 2007-ish. If you don't mess with me I won't poison the crap outta ya. So far so good. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Your cock is bigger than mine! I hope the New Year gets better for you.
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1/2/2022 6:50 am |
I guess male ducks bring a new meaning to the term "screwing".
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Have fun! Driving around in a snow 🌨 storm here. Such a quiet 🤫 and peaceful vibe... except of course for the 🎶 playing., 😎❗❗🤶🎅🎄❄️ Corkscrew? 🤔 Reeeelee..., 😯 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Fire ants - surely a bitch! Tile floors - I kind of like them and put some in when I lived in FL and carpet got soaked by broken pipe, but WAY too cold here for them. Fireworks late - The actually set-up a special number to call her so 911 doesn't get overloaded with non-emergency calls. But THIS year it was so damn cold that wasn't really an issue. Trouble in the Neighborhood The Sexual Reassignment Surgery Bowl Doing My Own Thing, on HNW [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
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My what a colorful and well shaped cock you have there. Is it yours or just one that likes to hang around you. I can certainly understand the latter. I have often heard the curse "Fucking Ducks" but had not realized it implied a corkscrew twist to the reason it is used. You know between the rabbits, ducks, promiscuous cats and plant sluts you seem to have a lot of sex happening in your garden. Makes me wonder if it is just something about your garden, the neighborhood or just Florida that is encouraging all that sex. Of course it could just be that the aroma of all that sex just encourages more sex to happen. (I admit that aroma always encourages me.) No doubt also that some people with a certain religious bent might say that the fire ants, the Devil's own pest, were attracted by all the unholy corkscrew sex happening in the area. I used to think tile floors were nice until the problem of dirty grout and just how much easier it is to break or worse shatter things on them is. May you have much better luck with your phone in the new year. Also am sending you a big consoling hug. If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin." I always behave. Preferably not well. 
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*LOL, says in aussie voice* That's not a cock...this is a ... Fire ants...yeah those buggers are a menace...have you thought about using borax or something similar that's not an actual pesticide on the nest? I've heard that works. Don't they have laws down there about what time fireworks can be shot off until? I think here its like 1230 am on New Years Eve. Sorry about your phone, hon. I was hoping my text didn't make you lose focus and forget about it. XXOO
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~Those little ant bastards... They don't dare peek their little antennas out of the ground here because I declare chemical warfare. My main weapon is kept in the garage by the case. You guessed it.... carburator cleaner. I have played strategy wars with them little sheisters before, stopping them from where they wanna go plus making them stay where I believe they should stay. ~Fireworks ?? hahaha, I have a fireworks warehouse about a half mile from my house. Wasn't much activity here this year, sub zero double digit temps ket them pyromaniacs at bay this year ~Phone !! Yikes.. that's why I don't have a spendy phone. I upgraded to unlimited data through Cricket last June and picked up a cheap Galaxi A01 for like $50. No real loss if it takes a swim plus I don't need a whole lotta gb on my phone. I just went for a cheapy one, if I need an app I will download it, if I don't need an app, I will uninstall.. plain and simple. Still I have it in a wallet case just in case. Ya know the kind that you store your plastic money within cover slots and when you got to close the case there is a magnatic strap that holds the cover closed. I think it was like ten or fifteen bucks on Amazon, like in the past with phone wallet cases, the cover has saved phones before.... have a good day, maybe burn some white candles to ward off those pesty spirits too !! LOL 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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EnigmaInitiative replies on 1/2/2022 4:09 pm: Teach me your ways oh ant whisperer... Come and I'll whisper it in your ear  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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~Those little ant bastards... They don't dare peek their little antennas out of the ground here because I declare chemical warfare. My main weapon is kept in the garage by the case. You guessed it.... carburator cleaner. I have played strategy wars with them little sheisters before, stopping them from where they wanna go plus making them stay where I believe they should stay. ~Fireworks ?? hahaha, I have a fireworks warehouse about a half mile from my house. Wasn't much activity here this year, sub zero double digit temps ket them pyromaniacs at bay this year ~Phone !! Yikes.. that's why I don't have a spendy phone. I upgraded to unlimited data through Cricket last June and picked up a cheap Galaxi A01 for like $50. No real loss if it takes a swim plus I don't need a whole lotta gb on my phone. I just went for a cheapy one, if I need an app I will download it, if I don't need an app, I will uninstall.. plain and simple. Still I have it in a wallet case just in case. Ya know the kind that you store your plastic money within cover slots and when you got to close the case there is a magnatic strap that holds the cover closed. I think it was like ten or fifteen bucks on Amazon, like in the past with phone wallet cases, the cover has saved phones before.... have a good day, maybe burn some white candles to ward off those pesty spirits too !! LOL I'm more willing to spend money on a phone because I use it for so many things, plus the added lack of patience that comes with ADD. I need to do something, burn some sage or whatever. Things were hell. Today was better, though. This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.
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Yikes! Fire ants would be a really bad thing for me. 😱 I’ve also heard that there are so many pythons that have been let loose by people in Florida that they will never get them under control no matter how many they kill. I will look forward to your next Farm Friday and happy new year.   Funny women are incredibly sexy!
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We buy Amdro from wally world. It's in a canister or jug thing. Granules that you shake where the ants walk. They carry it back to the mound and it kills them. If there are survivors and there will be survivors, they will relocate. So we keep it stocked to treat the mounds or paths often. You do know duck is a tasty dish right? Duck a l'orange from fresh duck ...
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Fire ants are nasty my friend.I hope their bites on you heal nicely. Your soup sounds delicious too. I hope you have a better day today.xoxo
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We lived in Florida for about 5 years before moving up here to North Carolina. I remember those damn fire ants, they are the demons from hell. My spouse had to call 911 because I was going into shock with my diabetes, etc. Anyway many hours later they finally had me settled in the ICU (no I don't remember ), and it was 5:30 in the morning. He couldn't get our car to start so he was standing there talking to AAA. , and he did not realize for a few minutes that a whole herd of those critters had attack his feet and ankles. It was horrible. I do miss Florida though, except not all the bugs. *Creative Outlets of All Forms thru Me*
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Having those fire ants and ducks around would drive me quackers!
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