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Court of AFF Opinion  

EnigmaInitiative 56F  
3042 posts
12/21/2021 7:09 am
Court of AFF Opinion

This is intended to be a light addition to my blog, I'm not going to put up questions that actually matter because your girl ain't got time to referee anyone but these cats.

Anyhoo

First question, an easy one:

How does the toilet paper go?

Over or Under?
Over
Under


This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


EnigmaInitiative 56F  
6054 posts
12/21/2021 7:10 am

I'm an over girl myself.

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


author51 61F
129960 posts
12/21/2021 7:26 am

OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a Maid of sorts and clean for a living. I once worked at a 5 star Hotel and when it came time to put on a new roll, it was drilled in to me that it is over, never under as we had to make the end of a fresh roll look pretty. You can not do that if it is under my friend..lol.

I am one that will fix other peoples rolls in their bathroom if they have it Under instead of Over..Love it Hun..xoxo


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:02 pm:
I've never been so bold to do at it others' house, but I have converted people I live with

Weeload2 61M
1104 posts
12/21/2021 7:51 am

Doesn't matter at my house. Pivots on my dispensors are not horizontal... they go through the roll vertically. I must be the odd man out when it comes to that question.

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:02 pm:
Ahhhh, smart man

jajo696 114F  
4287 posts
12/21/2021 8:01 am

Under....its slips slides and rolls to the floor easily when its over. Seems to have a mind of its own when over....

I like to be able to control how many sheets i pull off, thats best done when its under~


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:03 pm:
I see you chose violence

Just kidding

Your house, your rules.

spunkycumfun 64M/69F  
41171 posts
12/21/2021 8:33 am

I was an over person until I pulled at some toilet paper and the holder came off the wall. Now I'm a dedicated under person!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:04 pm:
Ah, so you choose violence

Kidding,really

Your house, your rules.

redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
12/21/2021 9:30 am

Into the porcelain throne when used.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:05 pm:
Har har har

Okay, new question, which way do you mount the toilet paper roll onto the pivot?

Mount is going to get me in trouble isn't it?

boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
12/21/2021 9:54 am

Look up the patent!!!!!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:05 pm:
I'm aware the patent says over.

fang070 53M
1309 posts
12/21/2021 11:05 am

In my youth I used to be an under man, until I found the light and became a true OVER.

Unbelievers search and follow the light and be an over, LOL

.

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Puedes contactarme en MI BUZON o q:1642318, o fuera donde dice mi buzon


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:05 pm:
Welcome to the light

flannel_light 61F  
4586 posts
12/21/2021 12:10 pm

For me it's over. Just makes it easier for this lefty

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:06 pm:
It is easier.

mtrazzledazzle 54M  
56 posts
12/21/2021 1:06 pm

Lol, ideally, over, but just as long as there's some left on the roll is the important part!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:06 pm:
Oh so very true.

LordMandrakeJB 68M
666 posts
12/21/2021 1:07 pm

Age old argument. I'm an over guy.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:06 pm:
I go to someone's house and see toilet paper sitting on top, I'm putting it on the spool.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
12/21/2021 1:36 pm

Over....over here


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:07 pm:
You know what's up

CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
12/21/2021 2:03 pm

I can't believe there is even a need to ask - OVER! ( But then again you did say you'd not be dealing with hot button issues. )

Up next - toilet seat up or down?

Learning Greek
This Might Have Been the Height of Stupidity
ANOTHER New Sex Toy and a Thought on quotCommunityquot
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EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:07 pm:
Hey, next week's is going to be harder, I promise. Just not "hot button"

110voltman 68M
15 posts
12/21/2021 2:25 pm

It is much easier to just roll your hand over the top instead of having to fish it out from the bottom. Maybe that is where the term " Ass Backwards" came from.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:08 pm:
Preach, you know the way

ULIXBIG 69M
9288 posts
12/21/2021 3:33 pm

Over! If it's under and there is too much moisture in the room and the wall gets damp, then the paper ends up wet! Yuck!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:08 pm:
Hey ULI,

It's so good to see you're still around.

dwz5234 72M
2394 posts
12/21/2021 4:25 pm

Over !!!!!!!!!!!!!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:08 pm:
I'm with you

mc_justmc 64M

12/21/2021 4:49 pm

Over is the correct answer. I see 13 so far got this WRONG!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 6:09 pm:


Are you over here like Joy changing how people's toilet paper is mounted?

redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
12/21/2021 7:12 pm

EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/21/2021 8:05 pm:
Har har har

Okay, new question, which way do you mount the toilet paper roll onto the pivot?

Mount is going to get me in trouble isn't it?

I don't think mounting you would create any problems and it would like solve some.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 6:08 am:
I don't think mounting you would create any problems and it would like solve some.

You're probably right

ULIXBIG 69M
9288 posts
12/21/2021 7:24 pm

Yes, my dear friend, still alive and kicking. But I have been incredibly busy with work all year. And still am... SO, I haven't had much time to hang out here. But good to see you, too!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 6:09 am:


I'm so glad, I was a wee bit worried when I came back that I didn't see you...especially with how the world is today.

PonyGirl1965 58F  
22090 posts
12/22/2021 12:03 am

As long as there is paper, I'm happy


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 6:10 am:
Truth be told, I mount mine over....but Nick does his all willy nilly with no rhyme or reason. Either works in the long run

lickandsquirt71 55M/51F  
31 posts
12/22/2021 12:52 am

Both wrong...Goes up , in, then down..repeat!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 6:11 am:
I'm trying to work that out in my head...

Up the crack?

In the crack?

Down the Toilet?

Did I get it?

passiondfk 55M
3 posts
12/22/2021 2:16 am

unless your in the habit of washing your hand prior to sitting and using paper, if its against the wall, how many dirty hands are mucking up your wall and leaving a bacterial cess pool, over keeps it on the paper and off your paint.


Alannah_cd 67T  
195 posts
12/22/2021 4:18 am

over also...and enjoy those kitties! xoxoxoxooxo


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 6:12 am:
I'm with you.

You know me and these kitties are living the high life over here.

justskin1 72M
13175 posts
12/22/2021 6:10 am

You are trying to referee cats? How is that going? I am an over person but understand that with some playful pets that can result in a big pile of paper on the floor. Had a cat that would unroll the whole thing so had to commit heresy and go under.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 6:18 am:
It's mainly me yelling "Heeeeeyyyyyyy, stop that".

None of my cats go after my rolls, thankfully.

EnigmaInitiative 56F  
6054 posts
12/22/2021 6:11 am

    Quoting passiondfk:
    unless your in the habit of washing your hand prior to sitting and using paper, if its against the wall, how many dirty hands are mucking up your wall and leaving a bacterial cess pool, over keeps it on the paper and off your paint.
A very good and valid point

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


naughtyguy1950 74M
74 posts
12/22/2021 8:05 am

I like it over myself, but to each there own.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 4:19 pm:
True, their house their rules.

BiGuy4Fun19020 53M
10 posts
12/22/2021 12:22 pm

In our house it goes under, but only because the cat is an asshole and will unwind the whole thing if we do it over...


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 4:20 pm:
I totally get that, I wonder why my cats never go after ours. Shrugs

lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
12/22/2021 7:54 pm

OVER!!!
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EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 7:59 pm:
Santa knows what's what

lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
12/22/2021 7:55 pm

[image]


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/22/2021 7:59 pm:
Ohhhh good question, probably find some leaves or something, ya?

Readywhenur69969 73M

12/22/2021 8:18 pm

In the patent application the Scott brothers showed the roll with the paper OVER. End of discussion!

I was in the group now I can't acess it!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 5:53 am:
I know what the patent says, but to say people having been using things against what their patented for a long time is an understatement.

That said, I'm an over

pacnwlover42 55M
9808 posts
12/22/2021 8:40 pm

Over for sure! And don’t be stuck with one ply. 😱

Funny women are incredibly sexy!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 5:53 am:
One play is the worst

seingalt23 60M
5565 posts
12/23/2021 2:14 am

Over and over and over again ...

I tend to fix this while visiting other´s bath room

And please: always close the lid (if there is any). I noticed, that in the USA the water is quite high in the bowl, in Europe it´s much deeper . I really don´t like to dip in my dick tip

Giacomo

Next question, ladies: how are you cleaning your vagina after peeing? I learned: always downwards. Correct? By the way: I´m cleaning my dick tip afterwards, which is making an unplanned blowjob more tasty.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 5:56 am:
You and Joy going to peoples' houses and changing toilet paper I'm so not that bold, but I have changed the minds of those who lived with me in the past.

Next question, ladies: how are you cleaning your vagina after peeing?
I learned: always downwards. Correct?


That's how they tell you to do it, but that's not how I personally wipe.

By the way: I´m cleaning my dick tip afterwards, which is making an unplanned blowjob more tasty.

Smart man,no woman I know wants the taste of urine in their mouths.

patnnj2 67M
297 posts
12/23/2021 4:37 am

My wife is the boss, so it is over!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 5:57 am:
Sometimes it's best to listen to our partners

allnitelong2063 60M
233 posts
12/23/2021 5:28 am

OVER!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 1:50 pm:
I hear that

Boredandstranded 33F

12/23/2021 6:54 am

Always over


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 10:15 am:
Exactly

FunLuvinLayD 59F

12/23/2021 7:42 am

IM a Lefty, so Under for Me,


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 10:15 am:
Your house, your rules.

chrissy20073 65T
315 posts
12/23/2021 10:34 am

definitly under


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/23/2021 1:50 pm:
Fun part of being an adult is you get to decide.

Thanks for stopping by and responding

hornyguyvirgo 60M
3 posts
12/23/2021 8:51 pm

Always the beard not the mullet!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/24/2021 6:51 am:
Huh?

kismet_thrall 45T
2 posts
12/23/2021 10:51 pm

Under... The litter box for the cat is directly beneath the roll. If you go...Over... it is a potential toy. Under.... keeps the hanging bits next to the cabinetry, out of sight out of mind, & paws off🐾🙀
Court of AFF Opinion


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/24/2021 6:51 am:
You get to decide

RyuFujin 57F  
1445 posts
12/24/2021 4:43 am

Most peeps I know of (who also own mischievous felines) will claim that placing the paper roll over is less encouraging and discourages them from shredding it.

Of course, any cat owner will also attest the fact that some cats are more intelligent than others, and that they have figured out that it can be shredded no matter how the roll is placed!

"Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/24/2021 6:52 am:
As a person with three demons from hell, I can say that not a one even bothers my toilet paper. But, I do know others who have struggled with their cats.

And, you're right, some cats are intelligent enough to do as they wish...which way it's rolled be damned.

Eviloutlaw1 62M
5180 posts
12/24/2021 5:53 pm

Voted. Under, it just seems to tear off easier that way.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/25/2021 5:29 am:
Understand, your house your rules.

davidgarfieldlxx 59M
1 post
12/25/2021 2:23 am

You're gorgeous. you can text me on 607-564-5314 so we can share more about each other,


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/25/2021 5:29 am:
Thanks, but I'm not looking to meet new people right now.

Merry Christmas

SwMannn 76M
7 posts
12/25/2021 5:29 am

I believe Thomas Crapper said, 'Over'.

I'm with Crapper.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/25/2021 6:22 am:
Over seems the overwhelming majority.

Jugueton533 32M
14 posts
12/25/2021 9:07 am

Undeeerr


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/25/2021 7:11 pm:
One of the best parts of being an adult is you get to decide!

redduracell 53M
909 posts
12/26/2021 3:20 am

My grandma was an Under person but she never did her pee while standing! It's Over for me and most men I guess it's easier to reach it and pull it, lol


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/26/2021 6:05 am:
That makes sense, it would be more difficult to reach while standing.

lunchandconvo 54F  
4034 posts
12/26/2021 8:52 pm

soooo...
i'm usually an over.
but i'm buying jumbo rolls and they don't fit in the spool for this 1950s cottage with vintage non-glazed tile.

so i put the roll on the sink edge.
when the roll gets small, Sherman moves it to the window sill.
the rolls don't get wet on the sink edge... far enough from the faucet.

it's just the two of us in here.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/27/2021 6:02 am:
Your cottage sounds charming, but non glazed tiles sound maddening to clean.

I hear ya, mega rolls won't fit on my spool either.

1bigape55 69M  
6 posts
12/27/2021 12:17 am

Over, of course! Q: What is about 4 inches long and drives women to madness?
A: A EMPTY toilet paper roll!!! Happy New Year everyone!


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/27/2021 6:03 am:
Ha, cute joke, thanks for sharing

Happy New Year

dralingvengance 33T
28 posts
12/27/2021 2:53 am

Over. I saw some comments about it rolling out too much and not being able to control the amount you use or the roll coming out of the dispenser... First, most people have 2 hands right? Couldn't you use your second hand to control the speed of which your roll rolls out the tp? Second, If you do roll too much out, one would think you can take the necessary amount of tp and when your finished just roll whats left back onto the roll right? And Third, How hard are y'all pulling on it if you can manage pulling it off the dispenser before you rip the paper!? You either got some hefty tp or you need too look at a new dispenser!
P.S Before anyone gets upset I just want to point out Im only poking fun at some of the comments Ive read and I don't mean to single anyone out or offend anyone. Just a few sarcastic solutions to some first world problems I didn't realize existed till now


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/27/2021 6:04 am:
I enjoyed reading your little sarcastic diatribe. Don't be too concerned, I don't think anyone will be offended by it.

Jake1ma69 41M
22 posts
12/27/2021 2:59 am

Over works best


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/27/2021 6:04 am:
I'm with you on that front.

AMfun4meandu 72M
518 posts
12/27/2021 6:04 am

It was proven that the guy who invented it said it goes up not under. Goole it if you don't believe me.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/27/2021 6:17 am:
I know what the patent says, but obviously there are people out here who don't care to follow the patent.

MostlyJustChill 64M  
20 posts
12/27/2021 11:27 am

Definitely matters that it goes over.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/27/2021 11:42 am:
I definitely prefer over, too.

cuddlymouse 62F  
74 posts
12/28/2021 9:13 am

Over, unless you have animals or children that like to unroll it, then under works better.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 12/28/2021 12:14 pm:
Yeah, I think children and cats, especially, change the game so to speak.

Syracuse13200 54M
11 posts
12/28/2021 9:40 am

So hot. Love it


Syracuse13200 54M
11 posts
12/28/2021 9:43 am

Hot. Love it


nosos68 74M  
28 posts
12/31/2021 6:07 pm

That's what Dear Abby says lol


EnigmaInitiative 56F  
6054 posts
12/31/2021 6:36 pm

    Quoting nosos68:
    That's what Dear Abby says lol
LOL

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


BiSussi 63F
1405 posts
1/4/2022 4:32 pm

A condom goes over the penis, a female condom goes inside, so this one should be under
Am I right?


Oh yes, [post 4433177] to SEX, all I can think about is Making Babies How do you see this one?

OVER 30 YEARS of making love without condoms and not once ended up with an STD risk management and being selective, believing in LOVE and not >>! every nice looking and sounding man does pay off


I love pussies and adore nice dicks


EnigmaInitiative replies on 1/4/2022 4:55 pm:
Your house, your rules. And, I responded to both of your posts

dvdhenson2 59M

1/5/2022 12:16 pm

Over every time


EnigmaInitiative replies on 1/7/2022 6:20 am:
Me too

pipenI1 48M
12 posts
1/6/2022 3:01 pm

Terence McKenna

The ingestion of the fungus Psilocybe cubensis was one of the main transformative factors and a catalyst in the initial evolution of consciousness in Homo sapiens

of course after eating these mushrooms
sexuality must be the psychedelic experience where only a few enlightened ones manage to escape from that slight loneliness of being

the toilet paper overs

a greeting


EnigmaInitiative replies on 1/7/2022 6:19 am:
Agreed on your first point.

Sexuality without the aid of drugs and alcohol is mind altering. Therefore, it's the one psychedelic experience most don't manage to evade.

Over does seem to be the prevailing way.

Sextative 56M

1/15/2022 6:16 am

I voted over mostly because that's how I always remember it being. But honestly, as long as there is paper, no matter which way it comes off the roll I'm happy. Especially these days since it's in such short supply.


EnigmaInitiative replies on 1/16/2022 6:51 am:
You're right, what's important is that you have paper to wipe with.

Mainer0308801 43M

1/30/2022 2:51 pm

Over


EnigmaInitiative replies on 1/30/2022 5:26 pm:
Agreed

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